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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox Apparently there’s a lot of poets on this website

    I like chicken

    I like liver

    Meow mix, meow mix

    Please deliver
  2. No they said they wanted to see mmQ’s pimply ass
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox No they said they wanted to see mmQ’s pimply ass

    Rude.

    My ass doesn't have any pimples. C'mon. I have a lot of flaws but a pimply ass ain't one of them.
  4. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Archer513 Someone said they wanted some with pimples…



  5. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Pimples won’t stop me
  6. Originally posted by Archer513 Pimples won’t stop me

    Tangy on the tongue...like lemon and lime meringue
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  7. Many moons ago I was dating this girl and we were in the throws of passion and I started to go down south and she said "Don't go down there, I have boil that's draining"...it put me off oral for about 2yrs.
  8. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Not ass ... but here ya go






















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  9. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Many moons ago I was dating this girl and we were in the throws of passion and I started to go down south and she said "Don't go down there, I have boil that's draining"…it put me off oral for about 2yrs.


    so, did you go out with her again...? after 2 years?
  10. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Not ass … but here ya go























  11. Originally posted by Netflxchillr so, did you go out with her again…? after 2 years?

    no
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Woah
  13. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Many moons ago I was dating this girl and we were in the throws of passion and I started to go down south and she said "Don't go down there, I have boil that's draining"…it put me off oral for about 2yrs.

    so did your dick get boiled lol
  14. Originally posted by Stopffs so did your dick get boiled lol

    You'd think so with how much it's shrunk in recent years.
  15. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Both heat and cold, Mr. Turtlehead?
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 Both heat and cold, Mr. Turtlehead?

    Make one clever comment you old raggedy Ann. You're a piece of garbage. I dont even know why I dislike you when I'm drunk but I do. When I'm sober i dont really care at all. But when I'm drinking your stupid posts bother me because I know you make them to ne funny but you're not ever funny. Ever.

    /emoji
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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Make one clever comment you old raggedy Ann. You're a piece of garbage. I dont even know why I dislike you when I'm drunk but I do. When I'm sober i dont really care at all. But when I'm drinking your stupid posts bother me because I know you make them to ne funny but you're not ever funny. Ever.

    /emoji

  18. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by mmQ Make one clever comment you old raggedy Ann. You're a piece of garbage. I dont even know why I dislike you when I'm drunk but I do. When I'm sober i dont really care at all. But when I'm drinking your stupid posts bother me because I know you make them to ne funny but you're not ever funny. Ever.

    /emoji




    Excuse me all to hell and back for even existing. I apologize.



  19. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Not ass … but here ya go























    🤤
  20. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Make one clever comment you old raggedy Ann. You're a piece of garbage. I dont even know why I dislike you when I'm drunk but I do. When I'm sober i dont really care at all. But when I'm drinking your stupid posts bother me because I know you make them to ne funny but you're not ever funny. Ever.

    /emoji

    That was mean.
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