Why don't atheists believe in God?

1. 2015-10-15 at 3:20 AM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Question questions
2. 2015-10-15 at 3:28 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Same reason i don't believe in the easter bunny or santa clause, or invisible flying spaghetti monsters or extra-dimensional unicorns.
3. 2015-10-15 at 3:34 AM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Or ghosts?
4. 2015-10-15 at 3:53 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Or ghosts?

   
   Indeed.
5. 2015-10-15 at 4:28 AM UTC

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   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   I know someone who swears that, years ago, they saw an ape man hanging around a riparian strip near the local waterway.
6. 2015-10-15 at 4:46 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Because if they believed in God they wouldn't be a fucking atheist now would they? Dang.