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  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Octavian Wait. So there's a site that has people eating actually murdered hoes' asses?

    Their cannibals bro.
  2. #22
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Shit...it's what's for breakfast...

    for you!
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    If I had my ass eaten, who ever did it would Rolaids or pepcid ac, my asshole is on fire. I got some weed night before last, and I don't normally smoke these days but I went ham and started drinking hot sauce and making chorizo with serrano's and I just got bck from HEB (thats a grocery store for you yanks) and I almost shitholed myself walking up the steps but luckily I made it just in time.

    I took a sound recording of me taking an ass it was so intense.

    https://soundcloud.com/churzz21/oh-no
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  4. #24
    Originally posted by mmQ Binford

    L m are aye ooh

    I loved this post I'm readimg it laughing on the toilet I accidentally constructeled my spinkler and pinched off my waste from laughing

    Laughing crying raj emoji with tears
  5. #25
    Noe I gotta get PREPpPed to get it started again its probably not gonna relax enough to finish it off so I will carry tbis fece for another day.

    Until we meet again you fuvking. Turkey

    This post was nade by my LG smartphone and the post is stored under Lol Sportys bed wheich he inhabits at night
  6. #26
    Lanny cpuldnt attend the walnut creek meet up because he knew once me and Doyle were there it would be the perfect opportunity to strike.

    You see, Pedro Doyle is Jeff's guardian angle( equilTeral try angel ) and is always doing brotherly love surveillance on him. Lanny being the little mink that he is knew he could not get anywhere near jeff not within a half mile without the Doyle patrol intervening.

    So lil kinky sporty boy waited until the meeting occurred at black bear diner just like it was planned. This is when he would strike and extract jeff Hunter. Lanny rented a 26' uhaul moving truck - the nice one with that fockin cummings diesel baby- he didnt go to tje meeting instead he used this narrow time window that jeff was unprotected .

    He weaved the uhaul deftly not that I know what that word means through the mean streets of the san fran. Like he was threading the world's largest quilting needle and he is a master seamstress.

    Anyway long story short he kidnapped jeff Hunter and hauled him back to the san Fran in the truck and now Jeff's handcuffed to mankind's bed.

    Jeff now owns 50 percent stake in lannys bed which means the trifecta is complete again. Once afain we all reside under JEFF HUNTERS BED 1s and 0s
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  7. #27
    Lanny sold that bed. Jeff is dead, baby. Jeff is dead.
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by frala Lanny sold that bed. Jeff is dead, baby. Jeff is dead.

    Pretty sure he's not i just spoke to him two days ago
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  9. #29
    Originally posted by frala Lanny sold that bed. Jeff is dead, baby. Jeff is dead.
    US marshalls will be dispatched here shortly. Thank you for your service πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Pretty sure he's not i just spoke to him two days ago

    That was a recording.
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Lanny cpuldnt attend the walnut creek meet up because he knew once me and Doyle were there it would be the perfect opportunity to strike.

    You see, Pedro Doyle is Jeff's guardian angle( equilTeral try angel ) and is always doing brotherly love surveillance on him. Lanny being the little mink that he is knew he could not get anywhere near jeff not within a half mile without the Doyle patrol intervening.

    So lil kinky sporty boy waited until the meeting occurred at black bear diner just like it was planned. This is when he would strike and extract jeff Hunter. Lanny rented a 26' uhaul moving truck - the nice one with that fockin cummings diesel baby- he didnt go to tje meeting instead he used this narrow time window that jeff was unprotected .

    He weaved the uhaul deftly not that I know what that word means through the mean streets of the san fran. Like he was threading the world's largest quilting needle and he is a master seamstress.

    Anyway long story short he kidnapped jeff Hunter and hauled him back to the san Fran in the truck and now Jeff's handcuffed to mankind's bed.

    Jeff now owns 50 percent stake in lannys bed which means the trifecta is complete again. Once afain we all reside under JEFF HUNTERS BED 1s and 0s

    That bed is going to smell to high heaven! πŸ‘
  12. #32
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 US marshalls will be dispatched here shortly. Thank you for your service πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

    Oh. You never saw me here.

  13. #33
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I wanted that domain name 😒
  14. #34
    I'll sell you atcher513in.spacre for a thousand buccs

    Hows that sound bud
  15. #35
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Nah

    Not giving up on my dream
  16. #36
    Tell me your wildinest dreams, bomo
  17. #37
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    it was I who got caught talking trash @ booty-eater9000.com
  18. #38
    WellHung Black Hole
    most people tend to either bore or irritate me.
  19. #39
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by WellHung most people tend to either bore or irritate me.

    Is that the weed though?
  20. #40
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Are you atleast watching your favorite television show?
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