Just ran out of both money and liquor

1. 2020-04-13 at 4:15 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   What do I do?
2. 2020-04-13 at 4:17 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Huff xylene. Shoplift benadryl and eat a bunch of raw nutmeg
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   • gadzooks
3. 2020-04-13 at 4:22 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Me right now...
   
   
4. 2020-04-13 at 4:23 AM UTC

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   frala Avant garde shartist
   Why would you have to pay back stimulus?
5. 2020-04-13 at 4:23 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I heard eating a few boxes of loperamide is a good buzz
6. 2020-04-13 at 4:25 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by frala Why would you have to pay back stimulus?

   
   They instant approve for anyone even if you don't qualify. I am considering doing it myself so I can get alcohol or kill myself with some real drugs in a blaze of glory before tax season next year
7. 2020-04-13 at 4:25 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by frala Why would you have to pay back stimulus?

   
   While they are approving applicants indiscriminately, they have stated officially that they plan to investigate each and every case to discern whether or not COVID was a direct cause of anyone's financial hardship.
8. 2020-04-13 at 4:26 AM UTC

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   frala Avant garde shartist
   Oh I forget you guys are in Canada. That sucks.
9. 2020-04-13 at 4:28 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks While they are approving applicants indiscriminately, they have stated officially that they plan to investigate each and every case to discern whether or not COVID was a direct cause of anyone's financial hardship.

   
   I was in hardship already so I am in double hardship
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10. 2020-04-13 at 4:28 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
11. 2020-04-13 at 4:29 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I was in hardship already so I am in double hardship

    
    Lol, I know right?
12. 2020-04-13 at 4:32 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Let's start a criminal organization using the stimulus funds as capital. As long as you can double the money all they make you do is pay it back
13. 2020-04-13 at 4:32 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This is all I got left...
    
    
    
    After this, Imma start wilin' out...
14. 2020-04-13 at 4:32 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by gadzooks This is all I got left…
    
    
    
    After this, Imma start wilin' out…

    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • cigreting, 
    • MexicanMasterRace
15. 2020-04-13 at 4:34 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Let's start a criminal organization using the stimulus funds as capital. As long as you can double the money all they make you do is pay it back

    
    I've heard (through the grapevine) that there might even be an additional penalty...
    
    No idea how true that is.
    
    But yeah, this is our chance.
    
    Quick, while Trudeau's not looking...
    
    Some sleight of hand ninja shit.
    
    I'm down.
16. 2020-04-13 at 4:38 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I'm gonna gamble mine in video poker
17. 2020-04-13 at 4:38 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    I voted for all options. Get COVID for the immunity and also hustle.
18. 2020-04-13 at 9:50 AM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    Shoot heroin between your toes.
19. 2020-04-13 at 1:48 PM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by gadzooks While they are approving applicants indiscriminately, they have stated officially that they plan to investigate each and every case to discern whether or not COVID was a direct cause of anyone's financial hardship.

    
    w8, wat?? fucccccc
    
    i may cash in, get some seed money.
20. 2020-04-13 at 2:03 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    C'est la vie, mon cheri.