Things that we personally romanticize that probably aren't as romantic as we make them out to be

1. 2020-04-12 at 1:11 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Stopffs Other than banging on the beach, edible underwear, and banging in the car …. why are the rest bad idea's or not what you imagined they would be, archer?

   
   You like the other stuff? Why? Give full detailed synopsis 😁
2. 2020-04-12 at 1:16 AM UTC

   #22
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Obbe The past.

   
   I seem to get nostalgic over literally any point in time prior to the present.
   
   I swear I even get nostalgic over times when I was down right suicidal.
   
   It's fucking weird.
3. 2020-04-12 at 1:17 AM UTC

   #23
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Archer513 Banging any positions besides the big 4

   
   Missionary, cowgirl, doggy style, and...?
4. 2020-04-12 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Archer513 You like the other stuff? Why? Give full detailed synopsis 😁

   
   well I've never banged a chick ... But shower sex, food and sex, sex in the elevator in the South-coast mall in Costa Mesa on Christmas eve, oh wait ... that wasn't on the list, sex in the bathtub with roses and candles, all extremely hot, fun, and some of the best sex ive had,,,,,,
   
   Mutual hand jobs can be steamy too
5. 2020-04-12 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #25
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Stopffs sex in the elevator

   
   Added to bucket list.
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6. 2020-04-12 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #26
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   incest.
7. 2020-04-12 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny incest.

   
   It's great, trust me.
8. 2020-04-12 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Stopffs well I've never banged a chick … But shower sex, food and sex, sex in the elevator in the South-coast mall in Costa Mesa on Christmas eve, oh wait … that wasn't on the list, sex in the bathtub with roses and candles, all extremely hot, fun, and some of the best sex ive had,,,,,,
   
   Mutual hand jobs can be steamy too

   
   Sex in water is over rated. Friction. Roses and candles are kinda basic Karen stuff to me. Food...just messy.
   Stuff that sounds good and romantic,but over rated imo
9. 2020-04-12 at 1:32 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks Added to bucket list.

   
   Highly recommended
10. 2020-04-12 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #30
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Archer513 Banging in a hot tub/shower
    
    Banging on a beach
    
    Banging any positions besides the big 4
    
    Poems
    
    Hand jobs
    
    Anal
    
    Swinging
    
    Food with sex
    
    Edible underwear
    
    Titty fucking
    
    Skinny chics
    
    Bangin in a car
    
    Roses

    
    baby, just come to bed.. 😉
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    • Archer513
11. 2020-04-12 at 2:05 AM UTC

    #31
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie It's great, trust me.

    
    do you have a story to tell ?
12. 2020-04-12 at 12:13 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you have a story to tell ?

    
    I think i told you this story in PM once but your drunk ass forgot about it.
13. 2020-04-12 at 12:17 PM UTC

    #33
    WellHung Black Hole
    Please tell it to all of us, Sophie dear... We would love to hear about your happenings in the province of Holland...👍
14. 2020-04-12 at 12:42 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by WellHung Please tell it to all of us, Sophie dear… We would love to hear about your happenings in the province of Holland…👍

    
    Holland is two provinces. And it is not for you to know.
15. 2020-04-12 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #35
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Are you part of the terror group that has been blowing up five gee towers
16. 2020-04-12 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #36
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    being in LOVE.
17. 2020-04-12 at 12:54 PM UTC

    #37
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Bend her over and drive her home, Archer.
    
    lol
18. 2020-04-12 at 12:56 PM UTC

    #38
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Posting here.
    
    
    
    Any sane person would look at this shit show and walk away.
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19. 2020-04-12 at 1:28 PM UTC

    #39
    

    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    😒
20. 2020-04-12 at 1:29 PM UTC

    #40
    WellHung Black Hole
    fucking a nigger whorebag