Sentences you can say while having sex and at the dinner table

1. 2020-04-12 at 12:34 AM UTC

   #21
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   I was referring to Archer. 😭😂
2. 2020-04-12 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #22
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by DontTellEm I was referring to Archer. 😭😂

   
   I wasn't referring to you.
3. 2020-04-12 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #23
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Women stand together !! 😉
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   • POLECAT
4. 2020-04-12 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This tenderloin is aged to perfection with just enough spice
5. 2020-04-12 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Archer513 Want this beef?
   
   My sausage is too big for this bun
   
   That sauce burns
   
   Butter your roll?
   
   Want creme in it?
   
   It’s a bit salty
   
   Too fishy
   
   That’s a spicy taco
   
   Juicy peach
   
   Lick it up
   
   Napkin?
   
   A bit tart for my taste
   
   You stuffed?
   
   Don’t forget the nuts
   
   There’s a hair in my mouth
   
   Get it while it’s hot
   
   Cumin?
   
   You got some on your chin
   
   Savor the flavor
   
   You like pork?
   
   Bone in?
   
   Can I have seconds?
   
   Whip creme and strawberries?
   
   You like chocolate?
   
   Pink in the middle

   
   ok .... did you google all of this Archer lol?
6. 2020-04-12 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #26
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol
7. 2020-04-12 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Stopffs ok …. did you google all of this Archer lol?

   
   Na. I’m just a pervert
   
   I coulda kept goin...
8. 2020-04-12 at 12:44 AM UTC

   #28
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   "Pass the banana, please"
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9. 2020-04-12 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Archer513 Na. I’m just a pervert
   
   I coulda kept goin…

   
   that is awesome! lol .. and you have manners
10. 2020-04-12 at 12:47 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    MMMMmmmm so sweet
11. 2020-04-12 at 12:49 AM UTC

    #31
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Is it more uncomfortable passing a single banana at the table or two or three?
12. 2020-04-12 at 1:01 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    uncomfortable? lol ... no clue, I've never found it uncomfortable passing or peeling a banana ... is there something wrong with me?
13. 2020-04-12 at 1:06 AM UTC

    #33
    🐿 African Astronaut
    I LOVE YOU DADDY
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14. 2020-04-12 at 1:11 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Finger licking good!
15. 2020-04-12 at 1:13 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Emil Maurice 'shut the fuck up and swallow'

    
    Dad is that you?
16. 2020-04-12 at 1:14 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Baby want some pudding?
17. 2020-04-12 at 1:17 AM UTC

    #37
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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    It’s a nice day, don’t you think?
    
    
18. 2020-04-12 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Don’t choke on it
19. 2020-04-12 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Zanick It’s a nice day, don’t you think?

    
    Oh Zanick you so dreamy.
20. 2020-04-12 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #40
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Emil Maurice in your case the muffled gurgles and choking sounds would be the same at the dinner table or when youre getting your face sexed.

    
    LPT finny:
    
    What makes you immediately recognizable is the sexual theme of your insults, but especially when combined with whom in particular you insult.
    
    In addition to Lanny, you seem to also especially dislike Zanick and Bill Krozby, among others.