Sentences you can say while having sex and at the dinner table

1. 2020-04-11 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   those meatballs are calling my name
2. 2020-04-11 at 11:50 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I busted a nut in a girl and said, "nice one".
   
   That didn't go down well...
3. 2020-04-11 at 11:50 PM UTC

   #3
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   I'd like to heat up my sausage in your oven.
4. 2020-04-11 at 11:51 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   This is better than i expected.
5. 2020-04-11 at 11:52 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Thank God!
6. 2020-04-11 at 11:52 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Come here I want to put something juicy and wet in your mouth
7. 2020-04-11 at 11:54 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   squeeze these buns
8. 2020-04-11 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   You want some gravy you nasty little slut?
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9. 2020-04-11 at 11:58 PM UTC

   #9
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Sudo You want some gravy you nasty little slut?

   
   She likes white gravy.
10. 2020-04-12 at 12:11 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo You want some gravy you nasty little slut?

    
    Sorry but you won't be invited back to the dinner table. You just gave my mother a heart attack and my 2 year old grandson is now repeating Nasty Slut over and over again.
    
    OT: That tongue is delicious
11. 2020-04-12 at 12:17 AM UTC

    #11
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Meltdown in progress lol
12. 2020-04-12 at 12:20 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    your chicken is limp
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    • POLECAT
13. 2020-04-12 at 12:21 AM UTC

    #13
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Your tuna is dry, got any oil?
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    • POLECAT
14. 2020-04-12 at 12:22 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Stopffs your chicken is limp

    
    I know you prefer stiff chicken in your mouth and all over your face, but if you were over for dinner at my house and said that i'd be mildly offended.
15. 2020-04-12 at 12:23 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you really should wash that before putting it in the oven
16. 2020-04-12 at 12:25 AM UTC

    #16
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Stopffs you really should wash that before putting it in the oven

    
    I assure you, your old pussy doesn't warrant being compared to an oven. One is hot the other isn't you see.
17. 2020-04-12 at 12:25 AM UTC

    #17
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Want this beef?
    
    My sausage is too big for this bun
    
    That sauce burns
    
    Butter your roll?
    
    Want creme in it?
    
    It’s a bit salty
    
    Too fishy
    
    That’s a spicy taco
    
    Juicy peach
    
    Lick it up
    
    Napkin?
    
    A bit tart for my taste
    
    You stuffed?
    
    Don’t forget the nuts
    
    There’s a hair in my mouth
    
    Get it while it’s hot
    
    Cumin?
    
    You got some on your chin
    
    Savor the flavor
    
    You like pork?
    
    Bone in?
    
    Can I have seconds?
    
    Whip creme and strawberries?
    
    You like chocolate?
    
    Pink in the middle
18. 2020-04-12 at 12:25 AM UTC

    #18
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    "Pulled pork, please."
19. 2020-04-12 at 12:27 AM UTC

    #19
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Here comes a low key suppressed internet old person.
20. 2020-04-12 at 12:31 AM UTC

    #20
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Welcome back Mewsik