Roleplay thread (NO BREATHING EDITION)

1. 2020-04-08 at 6:21 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   ITT: You can be any character you want and do anything you want. The only rule is that you have to hold your breath for the entirety of the time you're writing your post.
   
   okay ready
   
   My name is Kalopskos and I am a beige chicken from the mountains of Andor. I run a pub here in the city and I invite you all to come in for a pint of yolk
2. 2020-04-08 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #2
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   I'm offering a deal on tick wine, 15.99 for 6 pints. Great for parties!
3. 2020-04-11 at 2:42 PM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Hi i'm peter
4. 2020-04-11 at 3:18 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   This is Creed.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
5. 2020-04-11 at 5:04 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   faggot
6. 2020-04-11 at 5:06 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Hi i'm peter

   
   Two snails are on a fence: peter and saltpeter. Peter falls off, who's left?
7. 2020-04-11 at 5:18 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Two snails are on a fence: peter and saltpeter. Peter falls off, who's left?

   
   Salt?
8. 2020-04-11 at 6:03 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Salt?

   
   nobody because after Peter falls off, the salt kills the other Peter.