What in the fuck is wrong with my kitten??

1. 2020-04-10 at 7:38 AM UTC

   #1
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   She keeps rubbing herself on me and snoring.
   
   I have taken her to bed multiple times but she just wake backs up and starts snoring into me like a woman at a bar.
   
   She drank some coffee earlier.
   
   Do you think she is coming down?
2. 2020-04-10 at 7:54 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
   Try giving it a danish next time
3. 2020-04-10 at 8:29 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   she wants your breast milks
4. 2020-04-10 at 12 PM UTC

   #4
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   she was mollested.
5. 2020-04-10 at 12:02 PM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   You need to stop owning pets.
6. 2020-04-13 at 10:56 AM UTC

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   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy She keeps rubbing herself on me and snoring.
   
   I have taken her to bed multiple times but she just wake backs up and starts snoring into me like a woman at a bar.
   
   She drank some coffee earlier.
   
   Do you think she is coming down?

   
   Coffee is toxic to cats fyi
   
   "
   Coffee beans, grounds and brewed coffee contain caffeine, a very dangerous and toxic chemical to cats and dogs. Ingestion can be life threatening. According to the Pet Poison Helpline, a moderate amount of coffee can easily cause death in small dogs or cats."
   
   https://phz8.petinsurance.com/pet-health/pet-toxins/5-things-in-your-kitchen-that-can-kill-pets
   https://www.petpoisonhelpline.com/poison/caffeine/
   https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/caffeine-toxicity-in-pets
   
   
   Oh, and are you sure she isn't PURRING?
7. 2020-04-14 at 9:36 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Lol op you probably shouldn't own any animals considering you can barely wipe your ass
8. 2020-04-14 at 9:44 AM UTC

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   Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
   What kind of fucking retard lets their cat drink coffee?
9. 2020-04-14 at 9:46 AM UTC

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   Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut

   Originally posted by AngryIVer Coffee is toxic to cats fyi
   
   "
   Coffee beans, grounds and brewed coffee contain caffeine, a very dangerous and toxic chemical to cats and dogs. Ingestion can be life threatening. According to the Pet Poison Helpline, a moderate amount of coffee can easily cause death in small dogs or cats."
   
   https://phz8.petinsurance.com/pet-health/pet-toxins/5-things-in-your-kitchen-that-can-kill-pets
   https://www.petpoisonhelpline.com/poison/caffeine/
   https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/caffeine-toxicity-in-pets
   
   
   Oh, and are you sure she isn't PURRING?

   
   Don't forget lemons
   OP should give his cat lemonade.
10. 2020-04-14 at 10:09 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Don't poison you cats Gadzooks. Please.
    
    Also, if she is acting out of the norm with snuggling and purring she might be in heat. Early stages.
11. 2020-04-14 at 10:59 AM UTC

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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

    Originally posted by Sophie Don't poison you cats Gadzooks. Please.
    
    Also, if she is acting out of the norm with snuggling and purring she might be in heat. Early stages.

    
    To be real honest here what Fona describes sounds like purring.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Don't forget lemons
    OP should give his cat lemonade.

    
    Huh, good to know. An awful lot of things kill cats.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Lol op you probably shouldn't own any animals considering you can barely wipe your ass

    
    Hey that reminds me, what happened to your dog(s) fona?