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  1. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT rick is probably the best roommate anyone could ask for

    Send him over.
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  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    you know ur not allowed to ask for Rick
  3. 🐿 African Astronaut
    WHY
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    cuz I said so
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  5. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Didn't sound like a question to me
  6. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t I'm married … to my job.

    Well, shit. Does your job have a friend then.


    Made a few adjustments to my list. Actually my number 1 on the list was Fran. I almost had her, but then she said that I just wasn't her type. We both kept it cool and kept on chatting afterwards. I wonder how she's doing though.. Pretty sure Aaron knows.
  7. Originally posted by jedi_darryl Well, shit. Does your job have a friend then.


    Made a few adjustments to my list. Actually my number 1 on the list was Fran. I almost had her, but then she said that I just wasn't her type. We both kept it cool and kept on chatting afterwards. I wonder how she's doing though.. Pretty sure Aaron knows.

    How many chicks from DH did u fuck. Is your baby mamma one of them or
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    he only got with the big girls
  9. Originally posted by POLECAT he only got with the big girls

    That makes sense, they love having the simp types to boost their ego
  10. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Fox, In Pokey's book I am a big girl. 🙄
  11. Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Fox, In Pokey's book I am a big girl. 🙄

    Just cuz you got a big ass? You look pretty petite actually
  12. Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Fox, In Pokey's book I am a big girl. 🙄

    how many fingers of yours could you fit into your vagina.
  13. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Originally posted by Fox Just cuz you got a big ass? You look pretty petite actually

    No, cause I weigh more than onefiddy. Pokey equates weight to size.
  14. Height?
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t No, cause I weigh more than onefiddy. Pokey equates weight to size.

    you seem sencitive,, have you hooked up with Derrel? not to my knowledge.

    and by big I MEAN THE BIG GIRLS,, we talkin two sebentyfive n shit.

    and I never said you were fat, I said I prefer 110 lbs and 19 years old, you took that as me callin you old and fat.

    but don't go thinkin I don't know what to do with big old girls,, gimme 3 days and I'll fuck you till you love me
  16. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Lmao Pokey. I just like giving you hell about it

    Fox, 5'11
  17. Archer513 African Astronaut
    T is a “big girl” in the Amazonian sense.

    She could dunk on most mofo’s and probably carry them under her arm like Wonder Woman 🤠
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    you really do, smh
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Less head shaking, more ass shaking.
  20. Originally posted by Archer513 T is a “big girl” in the Amazonian sense.

    5’11” is Amazonian to you?
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