Do I give my coat milk?

1. 2020-04-08 at 7:24 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   She doesn't much care for water.
   
   I told her I was gonna give her milk but then she did drink some of her water.
2. 2020-04-08 at 1:33 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Don't give cats milk. It makes them shit all over the place. It's okay to give them small amounts but you will notice how much they poop from giving them a bowl full
   
   And those fuckers will drink it all up. they love it. Your cat is small so try to get it hooked on cooked egg when it's young. Cook some egg for breakfast or lunch or make egg salad and always give the cat some and be like HOLY FUCK CAT THIS IS GOOD SHIT OMG YOU WILL LOVE THIS and they will be like WUT IS THIS and a lot of the time they love the flavor. Cats have different taste receptors so eating an egg to them is like a steak it has a lot of flavor. If they don't like it they are just weird. Cats are supposed to like egg it's the guts of a baby bird.
   
   Just don't put and salt and pepper on it until after you give it to the cat. Egg is the the cheapest cat treats ever the little fuckers will never know
3. 2020-04-08 at 2:36 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Show us a new pic of the little cutie pretty please 😍
4. 2020-04-08 at 2:40 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You should always make sure your coat is well hydrated.
5. 2020-04-08 at 2:46 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by frala You should always make sure your coat is well hydrated.

   
   Me??
6. 2020-04-08 at 2:55 PM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Don't give cats milk. It makes them shit all over the place. It's okay to give them small amounts but you will notice how much they poop from giving them a bowl full
   
   And those fuckers will drink it all up. they love it. Your cat is small so try to get it hooked on cooked egg when it's young. Cook some egg for breakfast or lunch or make egg salad and always give the cat some and be like HOLY FUCK CAT THIS IS GOOD SHIT OMG YOU WILL LOVE THIS and they will be like WUT IS THIS and a lot of the time they love the flavor. Cats have different taste receptors so eating an egg to them is like a steak it has a lot of flavor. If they don't like it they are just weird. Cats are supposed to like egg it's the guts of a baby bird.
   
   Just don't put and salt and pepper on it until after you give it to the cat. Egg is the the cheapest cat treats ever the little fuckers will never know

   
   Gracie always wants to come kick it with me when i make scrambled eggs. So inevitably I have to find a piece without salsa n cheese. But then i give her a piece and she sniffs at it and angrily swats it out of my hand bc anything thats not ice cold she thinks is alive and does not trust. So then I say FUCK U THEN KITTY NO EGGS FOR YOU. But then she jumps on the bed and i end up giving her more eggs.
7. 2020-04-08 at 2:57 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Just how fat are your fingers anyways, Fonaplats? Are they like your standard Frankfurt sausage, or are we talking tree trunks here?
8. 2020-04-08 at 2:58 PM UTC

   #8
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by frala You should always make sure your cat is well done.
   
   You never know what kind of diseases them little fuckers have.

9. 2020-04-08 at 2:59 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Cat meat is too leathery.
10. 2020-04-08 at 3 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Me??

    
    See thread title.
11. 2020-04-08 at 3:15 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I remember at my old place this cat kept approaching and sitting on the porch so one night I brought him in and gave him milk...I'm pretty sure he was domesticated because he had a collar but I was just drunk or high or whatever and wanted to chill so I brought him into the house for a night...
12. 2020-04-08 at 3:21 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by frala See thread title.

    
    Oh😊🤭