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Post your NiS moderator dream team

  1. 2020-04-06 at 12:41 AM UTC
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Contemporary niggas or from all time, just from here only. Post as many or as few mods or positions as you like. But be serious, guys, and prepare to justify your choices if asked.

    Below is your best possible configuration, I swear. My proposed cabinet would, however, require that Lanny authorize who may access the moderator forum, both to protect and amuse us all. If you aren’t mentioned here and you feel that this is erroneous, please direct your complaints to Lanny after this is finalized.

    Administrivia: Lanny will, of course, retain full admin authority across the site, but Sophie might be helpful here if he’s too hungover.

    General
    SG: Mash, Gadzooks
    BM: Dumpster Slut
    HB: The Self Taught Man
    BLTC: Sophie, Panthrax; TRT in particular, in all its incarnations, must be granted to Casper’s jurisdiction also
    99: Lala, mmQ

    Entertainment
    Games: Obbe, Wariat
    News: Sophie, aldra
    Reading: G
    Art: volunteer #1
    Music: just Lanny
    Cinema: Obbe, Soy
    Sports: get HSA in here and be done with it, or else cut the damn thing off
    Porn: G

    Technical
    Tech: Sophie, Gadzooks
    Bad Ideas: Sophie, POLECAT, mmQ
    Self: mmQ, Lala
    Ballistics: Casper, Soy
    Politics: aldra, Zanick
    Humanities: Obbe, CF, Zanick
    Conspiracy: HTS, and either Obbe or Rust
    Cars: Panthrax, AngryOnion
    DIY: Aldra
    $$$: CF
    Food: ACP, Fonaplats
    Nature: Obbe
    STEM: Sophie

    The Mongolvoid: -SpectraL, Fonaplats, Malice & Sploo (honorific)

  2. 2020-04-06 at 12:51 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hikki should mod music. i bet u havent even heard of industrial???
  3. 2020-04-06 at 1 AM UTC
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Zanick Bad Ideas: Sophie, POLECAT, mmQ

    Terrible. Dismiss yourself. Sophie/psychomanthis was a horrible bootlicking authoritatian faggot and an objectively terrible mod who got off on infracting people. POLECAT is a geriatric DHer. Mr. Mmq doesn't post much about crime because REAL G'S MOVE IN SILENCE LIKE LASAGNA.

    Everyone gets BI wrong and that's why zoklet was stupid. Zok was fucking incompetant and your choice of Mods in BI is borderline treasonous. The rest of your choices aren't much better and implying the need for mods itself is weird

    The mod culture on zoklet was a pitiful circle jerk. Lanny has done incredible as a 1 man army and barring anything unforeseen I think it should stay this way
  4. 2020-04-06 at 1:07 AM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Terrible. Dismiss yourself. Sophie/psychomanthis was a horrible bootlicking authoritatian faggot and an objectively terrible mod who got off on infracting people. POLECAT is a geriatric DHer. Mr. Mmq doesn't post much about crime because REAL G'S MOVE IN SILENCE LIKE LASAGNA.

    Everyone gets BI wrong and that's why zoklet was stupid. Zok was fucking incompetant and your choice of Mods in BI is borderline treasonous. The rest of your choices aren't much better and implying the need for mods itself is weird

    The mod culture on zoklet was a pitiful circle jerk. Lanny has done incredible as a 1 man army and barring anything unforeseen I think it should stay this way

    I would simply ban anyone that started a thread not related to the box being empty.
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  5. 2020-04-06 at 1:12 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no mods no pasta
  6. 2020-04-06 at 1:12 AM UTC
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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    BummyMofo should be mod of sports because he suggested it. I did. Yes, I did.
  7. 2020-04-06 at 1:13 AM UTC
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Sorry there's no positions for homeless niggers.
  8. 2020-04-06 at 1:13 AM UTC
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    i wouldn't mind rust as a mod. rigorously justifying bans from a purely objective logically sound position. hot.
  9. 2020-04-06 at 1:15 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Nil i wouldn't mind rust as a mod. rigorously justifying bans from a purely objective logically sound position. hot.

    Is he even around anymore
  10. 2020-04-06 at 1:18 AM UTC
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Fox Is he even around anymore

    i think they posted like 2 years ago..... so yes? he?
  11. 2020-04-06 at 1:19 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    More than a year and you are legally NIS dead. Either suicide or OD
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  12. 2020-04-06 at 1:35 AM UTC
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Sudo Terrible. Dismiss yourself. Sophie/psychomanthis was a horrible bootlicking authoritatian faggot and an objectively terrible mod who got off on infracting people. POLECAT is a geriatric DHer. Mr. Mmq doesn't post much about crime because REAL G'S MOVE IN SILENCE LIKE LASAGNA.

    Everyone gets BI wrong and that's why zoklet was stupid. Zok was fucking incompetant and your choice of Mods in BI is borderline treasonous. The rest of your choices aren't much better and implying the need for mods itself is weird

    The mod culture on zoklet was a pitiful circle jerk. Lanny has done incredible as a 1 man army and barring anything unforeseen I think it should stay this way

    I'm not suggesting we appoint mods, I'm just asking which ones you would appoint. I agree that Lanny alone is sufficient; in fact, he is glorious.

    As Psycho, he did get infraction happy for a time, and he was smug also, but you're conveniently forgetting that, of all moderators, he is arguably the best resource to users in his forums of passion. And he's only grown complex in flavor since then. Besides, if you ever want to break a law, but if Sophie is unwilling to provide carefully considered advice that actually helps you complete the crime better, tell me and I'll fucking pay you money. I would personally stake my freedom on both his understanding and his criminality. He's necessary, both to implement structure and promote informed discussion. In fact, I'll go so far as to say that if you make a comprehensive moderator list that leaves Sophie out, it is nonviable.

    mmQ is a very sensitive kind of criminal whose input belongs wherever there is deviance. I bet his record would make you blush, and I think he does it all out of necessity. He's never held a position of authority with us before, but don't let his theatrics fool you: mmQ is a serious poster with a wealth of experience to draw from. Bad Ideas is his birthright.

    POLECAT has his own hemp farm, or at least that's my understanding. He may well be versed in professional hydroponics. If true, that's impressive and certainly relevant, but I will admit that this choice is also somewhat political and I don't know him that well.

    I trust all of these people to inform and collaborate on all matters of degeneracy. You need to consider moderator strengths, which we failed at collectively before; another reason for the distrust on Zoklet. You think we need to look for the perfect fit, but I'm looking for passion and potential.

    Why don't you provide us with your Bad Ideas cabinet, if you have your fingers on the vein?


  13. 2020-04-06 at 1:40 AM UTC
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Polecat doesn't even know you can get smokable pollen. The fact he's old and doesn't know this makes him more retarded.
  14. 2020-04-06 at 1:45 AM UTC
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    ^ I didn't know that, and I'm a high-consumption medical patient in a state with a booming industry. I'm therefore unconvinced by your criticism.

  15. 2020-04-06 at 1:52 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "medical"
  16. 2020-04-06 at 1:54 AM UTC
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Zanick ^ I didn't know that, and I'm a high-consumption medical patient in a state with a booming industry. I'm therefore unconvinced by your criticism.

    You have a dick piercing. Your doubt is irrelevant to any argument.
  17. 2020-04-06 at 1:55 AM UTC
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Zanick, please tell that nigga people do not smoke pollen from marijuana
  18. 2020-04-06 at 1:59 AM UTC
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Octavian You have a dick piercing. Your doubt is irrelevant to any argument.

    heres a pic of it. no need to thank me btw.

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  19. 2020-04-06 at 2 AM UTC
    #19
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    if you had a fat cock you wouldn't have needed to punch holes in the one you have
  20. 2020-04-06 at 2:04 AM UTC
    #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    maybe those are just spherical magnets pressing ever closer together
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