Do you know anyone with the virus?

1. 2020-04-05 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #181
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Saturday, April 4th, Don gleefully comes out of the closet realizing corona has his days numbered.

   
   Comedy Gold Jerry! I mean Dave. Your shit is dry.
2. 2020-04-05 at 1:35 AM UTC

   #182
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Nigga you gay
3. 2020-04-05 at 1:37 AM UTC

   #183
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Flex 1 more time Dave! Just once please?
4. 2020-04-05 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #184
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Fruit roll up ass
5. 2020-04-05 at 1:43 AM UTC

   #185
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Ass you like, flex more boi since you into it!
6. 2020-04-05 at 1:43 AM UTC

   #186
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   careful of he's gonna start callin you doublenutlarry
7. 2020-04-05 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #187
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by POLECAT careful of he's gonna start callin you doublenutlarry

   
   Da fuq you talkin bout?
8. 2020-04-05 at 1:45 AM UTC

   #188
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   *walks into DH'er discussion*
   
   *backs ever so slowly out of DH'er discussion*
9. 2020-04-05 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #189
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Lol Don ain't even trying to hide it anymore
10. 2020-04-05 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #190
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lol Don ain't even trying to hide it anymore

    
    You slurp so good!
11. 2020-04-05 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #191
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm gonna leave you two along in here
12. 2020-04-05 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #192
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Your fantasies are strange Don
13. 2020-04-05 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #193
    🐿 African Astronaut
    He been begging for the cock for weeks now.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • larrylegend8383
14. 2020-04-05 at 4:44 AM UTC

    #194
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't think a limp dick nut is possible.

    
    it is.
    
    when i just discovered masturbation i did it as many time as i could in my room and by the 3rd and 4th time my penis was limp and shrunken and it'd just twitch and twitch like a little fish out of water with nothing comming out.
15. 2020-04-05 at 4:48 AM UTC

    #195
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it is.
    
    when i just discovered masturbation i did it as many time as i could in my room and by the 3rd and 4th time my penis was limp and shrunken and it'd just twitch and twitch like a little fish out of water with nothing comming out.

    
    A twitch is not a full nut.
16. 2020-04-05 at 5:10 AM UTC

    #196
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Now they are filming dummies while pretending the hospitals are packed to the brim with people dying of the coronavirus. If the hospitals are so packed to overflowing, why are reporters on live television filming dummies and letting people think they're real people? Why not just film the real people?
    
    
17. 2020-04-05 at 5:51 AM UTC

    #197
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL A twitch is not a full nut.

    
    an orgasms an orgasm.
18. 2020-04-05 at 6:33 AM UTC

    #198
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    this thread is infected with the G virus
19. 2020-04-05 at 6:35 AM UTC

    #199
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Now they are filming dummies while pretending the hospitals are packed to the brim with people dying of the coronavirus. If the hospitals are so packed to overflowing, why are reporters on live television filming dummies and letting people think they're real people? Why not just film the real people?

    
    Camera crews probably aren't allowed in the quarantined parts of the hospital so they have to use stock footage
20. 2020-04-05 at 8:03 PM UTC

    #200
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by aldra Camera crews probably aren't allowed in the quarantined parts of the hospital so they have to use stock footage

    
    They should be required to state that then, otherwise its intentionally misleading and dangerous.