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If your pet was in a room with 50 other identical pets

  1. 2020-04-04 at 10:36 PM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How would you find yours without calling their name or nicknames?

    If Chootie was still alive the only thing I can think of to try is to make a little lip pursing sound and hold out some flaming hot cheetos (her favorite).

    🐈
  2. 2020-04-04 at 10:39 PM UTC
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ How would you find yours without calling their name or nicknames?

    If Chootie was still alive the only thing I can think of to try is to make a little lip pursing sound and hold out some flaming hot cheetos (her favorite).

    🐈

    But all the dogs would still respond regardless?
  3. 2020-04-04 at 10:41 PM UTC
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    OMG if my doggy was in a room with 50 other doggies I'd try to take them all home for sure.
  4. 2020-04-04 at 10:56 PM UTC
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    jEUSE CHRIST SOMEONE NEEDS A FUCKING HUG.
  5. 2020-04-04 at 11:02 PM UTC
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    all i would have to do is hit rick and our dog would stand up and start for me growling
  6. 2020-04-04 at 11:05 PM UTC
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    50 POMERANIANS IN A ROOM!
  7. 2020-04-04 at 11:06 PM UTC
    #7
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    Oy I'm dying from the cuteness
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  8. 2020-04-04 at 11:29 PM UTC
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    If you put Kitty in a room with fifty other Kittys and asked me to distinguish her by appearance, it would be like flying me to China and saying, "Zanick, please pick out your friend the chinaman." I would torch all of them beyond recognition and make it look necessary.

  9. 2020-04-04 at 11:31 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My dog snorts. I’d just listen for the snorts.
  10. 2020-04-04 at 11:31 PM UTC
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Zanick If you put Kitty in a room with fifty other Kittys and asked me to distinguish her by appearance, it would be like flying me to China and saying, "Zanick, please pick out your friend the chinaman." I would torch all of them beyond recognition and make it look necessary.

    Sucks.

    Whereas I'd be still trying to take all 50 pomeranians home with me.
  11. 2020-04-04 at 11:33 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Frenchies all have their own silly uniqueness ... and I wouldn’t need to say anything before he was in my face 🥰
  12. 2020-04-05 at 12:44 AM UTC
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I would put my head in my hands & start to make sobbing noises. My dog would come to me & start whining.
  13. 2020-04-05 at 1:21 AM UTC
    #13
    Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I would put my head in my hands & start to make sobbing noises. My dog would come to me & start whining.

    You clearly do this on the reg, you unstable nigger
  14. 2020-04-05 at 1:23 AM UTC
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Daddyissues You clearly do this on the reg, you unstable nigger

    Kiss me, make all the dogs lose their mind.
  15. 2020-04-05 at 1:25 AM UTC
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    AS IF NIGGA
  16. 2020-04-05 at 3:02 AM UTC
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Lol
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  17. 2020-04-05 at 3:36 AM UTC
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Daddyissues You clearly do this on the reg, you unstable nigger

    Something tells me u know a lot about sobbing from ur relationship with Mattchew. ;) Go lay down ya desperate bitter biddy
  18. 2020-04-05 at 3:48 AM UTC
    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I would be able to tell by his penis
  19. 2020-04-05 at 4:17 AM UTC
    #19
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    the one with dilated asshole.
  20. 2020-04-05 at 4:46 AM UTC
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Something tells me u know a lot about sobbing from ur relationship with Mattchew. ;) Go lay down ya desperate bitter biddy

    Wow what a come back. What a burn. What a victory.
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