For the first time in my life, I got approached and hit on by an attractive woman...

1. 2020-04-03 at 12:06 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, and it felt good. It was such a turn on that she had the confidence to do that.👍
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   • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
   • Archer513
2. 2020-04-03 at 12:06 PM UTC

   #2
   WellHung Black Hole
   folks, i meant in person. Sherri did it online.👍
3. 2020-04-03 at 12:07 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   keep smoking whatever are smoking...ya might just get fucked in the ass by a cactus one day
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   • blaster master
4. 2020-04-03 at 12:16 PM UTC

   #4
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Lol get rooted by a long cacti oewwww!
5. 2020-04-03 at 12:19 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   well there are women out there that look good but are BAT SHIT CRAZY so don't get a big head over it
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   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
6. 2020-04-03 at 12:25 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   she probably hasnt eaten for days due to recent layoffs.
7. 2020-04-03 at 12:26 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   economic 102 :
   
   when the rate of unemployment rises,
   
   the prices of pussies go down.
8. 2020-04-03 at 12:35 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny economic 102 :
   
   when the rate of unemployment rises,
   
   the prices of pussies go down.

   
   Right, if one can't get laid during a pandemic then there is ZERO hope for u.
   
   
   Oh congrats on pretty girl sitting on.
9. 2020-04-03 at 1:08 PM UTC

   #9
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Too bad she wasn't there when your dream ended, Mattchew.
10. 2020-04-03 at 1:18 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I hate wakin up just as she slides the tip in her mouth
11. 2020-04-03 at 1:23 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Right, if one can't get laid during a pandemic then there is ZERO hope for u.
    
    
    Oh congrats on pretty girl sitting on.

    
    ???
12. 2020-04-03 at 1:26 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Did ya close the deal though?
13. 2020-04-03 at 1:35 PM UTC

    #13
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    ^Dont think so...the thread title would be much different if he did
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Archer513
14. 2020-04-03 at 1:44 PM UTC

    #14
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, and it felt good. It was such a turn on that she had the confidence to do that.👍

    
    dont talk about womens confidece, you sound like a female
15. 2020-04-03 at 1:45 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Age of said interloper?
16. 2020-04-03 at 1:49 PM UTC

    #16
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by cigreting dont talk about womens confidece, you sound like a female

    
    There's a lot of guys here who are catty, bitchy, hold grudges-y, constantly talk about other guys. 🤷‍♀️
17. 2020-04-03 at 1:50 PM UTC

    #17
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee There's a lot of guys here who are catty, bitchy, hold grudges-y, constantly talk about other guys. 🤷‍♀️

    
    Name and shame them...go ahead, have the confidence.
18. 2020-04-03 at 2:55 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Good for you.
19. 2020-04-03 at 2:59 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And you respectfully told her, "I'm sorry, but I already have a girlfriend who I've been seeing for quite some time now." Right? Right??
20. 2020-04-03 at 3:04 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    YEAAAH WEELHUNG IS GONNA GET SOME PUSSSAY YEAAAAAH!