Got the day off paid

1. 2020-04-02 at 7:34 PM UTC

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   Misterigh Houston
   After working for one hour I had a manager ask me if I wanted the day off paid due to capacity requirments. It was going to be another busy day but instead I am at home like the nonessential types.
   
   How is your day going?
2. 2020-04-02 at 7:35 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   good... when are you going to send me some of those gift cards
3. 2020-04-02 at 7:56 PM UTC

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   Misterigh Houston

   Originally posted by cigreting good… when are you going to send me some of those gift cards

   
   Where ever you send me some BTC.
4. 2020-04-02 at 8 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   I woke up with a fever on Wednesday so I stayed home, they wont let me go back until Monday - paid.
5. 2020-04-02 at 9:58 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Misterigh Where ever you send me some BTC.

   
   why the fuck would i send money for a gift card when i could buy with money instead
6. 2020-04-02 at 10:08 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   OP is on benefits. Lying bastard.
7. 2020-04-02 at 10:33 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Erekshun I woke up with a fever on Wednesday so I stayed home, they wont let me go back until Monday - paid.

   
   Shouldn’t you get tested
8. 2020-04-02 at 10:36 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Fox Shouldn’t you get tested

   
   I don't think so, It passed and I don't have any other symptoms
9. 2020-04-03 at 1:12 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Oh, so you got a day off from stealing gift cards?😁
10. 2020-04-03 at 1:30 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Essential people don’t get time off.
    
    OP goes to the gas chamber
11. 2020-04-03 at 1:31 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I am essential but off because I had a fever.
12. 2020-04-03 at 1:38 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I feel more essential than I really am
13. 2020-04-03 at 1:40 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Honestly everybody is replaceable
14. 2020-04-03 at 1:41 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Fox Honestly everybody is replaceable

    
    True but it would be hell to replace me,
15. 2020-04-03 at 1:51 AM UTC

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    Misterigh Houston
    I got my gift card of the day.
16. 2020-04-03 at 3:58 AM UTC

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    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Been off on paid leave for a month and lovin it. The time I have had with my kids has been amazing. The wife even after jumpin my bones for the umpteenth time last night told me she is so stress free with me around. That I am going to pay for it and the she proceeded to suck me dry. Thank you corona for my wife raping me at will.
17. 2020-04-03 at 11:56 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Shouldn’t you get tested

    
    Its impossible to get tested unless you're 70 and dying.
18. 2020-04-03 at 11:59 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Solstice Its impossible to get tested unless you're 70 and dying.

    
    There’s a few other criteria they have, but you’re pretty damn spot on.
19. 2020-04-03 at 12:03 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Erekshun I don't think so, It passed and I don't have any other symptoms

    
    Doesn't mean you still cant carry it. You can have NO symptoms and still have it
20. 2020-04-03 at 7:50 PM UTC

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    Misterigh Houston

    Originally posted by Technologist There’s a few other criteria they have, but you’re pretty damn spot on.

    
    The others are like being a rich celebrity or a professional athlet.