I just got caught trying to shoplift an airplane shot from the liquor store

1. 2020-04-02 at 5:56 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley No one wants to find their happiness at the bottom of the well, until they're drinking out the well. Well well

   
   The bottom of the wallet usually comes before the bottom of the well for many.
2. 2020-04-02 at 8:32 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..and still $15 from the minibar..sitting next to the $7 Mars bar.

   
   I've never stayed at any place fancy enough to have a mini-bar.
3. 2020-04-02 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #23
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   damn wren they just trying to look at you they are profiling you...logically, really...REALLY...you should be able to walk out of the store with the airplane shot.