I just got caught trying to shoplift an airplane shot from the liquor store

1. 2020-04-02 at 4:55 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I only had 5 minutes left. That's all I got. Thank you.
2. 2020-04-02 at 5 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   did you smash it into the security towers
3. 2020-04-02 at 5:01 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra did you smash it into the security towers

   
   No I RAMMED IT UP MY ASSHOLE.
4. 2020-04-02 at 5:02 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   how did you get caught then
5. 2020-04-02 at 5:03 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra how did you get caught then

   
   They just happened to be doing random asshole inspections at the exit.
6. 2020-04-02 at 5:34 AM UTC

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   Shep Proudfoot Houston
   wren just for you bud
   
   
   
7. 2020-04-02 at 5:52 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ They just happened to be doing random asshole inspections at the exit.

   
   
8. 2020-04-02 at 6:43 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They call them airplane bottles because you're supposed to attempt to fly an airplane after a sleeve of 10 of them.
9. 2020-04-02 at 12:26 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Tsk tsk tsk. You promised me u left the thug life behind. :|
   *sigh*
10. 2020-04-02 at 12:28 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Run faster
11. 2020-04-02 at 3:25 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I stole 340$ in furs from a store that remodels my suits. We may have both took off from the starting line, but I'm glad as fuck my hustle harder than this. Also what kinda liquor was it? UV-shit wouldn't be worth it but like grey goose or jim beam would IMO
12. 2020-04-02 at 3:30 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    what’s an airplane shot?
13. 2020-04-02 at 3:52 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Grylls what’s an airplane shot?

    
    
14. 2020-04-02 at 3:53 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls what’s an airplane shot?

    
    Same as a minibar shot
15. 2020-04-02 at 4 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    LMAO 50ml
16. 2020-04-02 at 4:05 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country LMAO 50ml

    
    ..and still $15 from the minibar..sitting next to the $7 Mars bar.
17. 2020-04-02 at 4:08 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    These are the usual boof go to where i'm from among the older kids.
18. 2020-04-02 at 5 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fools. The few of you.
19. 2020-04-02 at 5:15 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    No one wants to find their happiness at the bottom of the well, until they're drinking out the well. Well well
20. 2020-04-02 at 5:55 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by mmQ Fools. The few of you.

    
    That's not nice. Apologize at once!