2020-04-02 at 1:11 AM UTC
tr1pl3_thr3@t
African Astronaut
[your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
I am, Octav. But I prefer to be called a cunt. I have one of those, not fleas
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2020-04-02 at 2:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t
Derryl, my oldest is nearly half an inch taller than you and still sad she'll always be 4 inches shorter than her mama. Hit me up when your 5'11, K.
Don’t be like that Teriyakisaki. I don’t mind going out on a secret date with a taller woman. If anyone asks just say i’m just your personal gigolo as a last resort from any futuristic natural disasters, outbreaks, or apocalypses. They’ll understand.
This is your last chance Tabitha. I don’t normally do this, usually i’d move on and say it’s their lost. You gonna let height get in between the small flare you have for me? From the smiles, I can honestly say you just might take me up on the limited timed offer. I mean, literally. We’re not getting any younger, and as a 30 year old man, I can honestly say you’d probably have some fun with this midget before those hips lie. And not to brag, i’m actually 5’9. So you’re literally 2 inches taller than me. I know you’re senstive about your foot size, so I won’t stare at them too hard. I’ll just get the glass shoe custom made then. K?
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2020-04-02 at 2:38 AM UTC
tr1pl3_thr3@t
African Astronaut
[your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
Glass, Darrin? I'm not Cinderella. I'll need the ruby shoes so I can quickly click them together while saying there's no place like home ... which is where I'd much rather be than out for your unlimited time offer.
I keep my big feet looking good, no sensitivity about it. They are big. But so am I. My hundred ninety five pounds would break you.
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2020-04-02 at 4:09 AM UTC
tr1pl3_thr3@t
African Astronaut
[your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
Come on, Darryl. You know get a kick out being able to back a chick that ain't gonna cry about it or kick you out.
2020-04-02 at 4:42 AM UTC
Just tell me when and where and i’ll fly to you for a weekend. But I must warn you, i’m quite addictive. I carry myself differently than on the internet.
2020-04-02 at 4:51 AM UTC
tr1pl3_thr3@t
African Astronaut
[your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
Dubia. Come on out here 😉
2020-04-02 at 4:53 AM UTC
She’s lying, she said before she was in Abu Dhabi
2020-04-02 at 4:53 AM UTC
Maybe I got that backwards 🤔
2020-04-02 at 4:55 AM UTC
tr1pl3_thr3@t
African Astronaut
[your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
LMAO Fox. Abu Dhabi is where I stay and work. Dubai is for play. And it's only an hour and a half away
2020-04-02 at 4:56 AM UTC
And if you want me there just for the company of having the good vibes, i’m still down to hang out. It’s cool, I can handle rejection.
