What's your favorite frozen pizza?

1. 2017-02-15 at 5:25 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Soak the pineapple in brine first. thats the best way to do it
2. 2017-02-15 at 6:44 PM UTC

   #22
   

   snab_snib African Astronaut
   tombstone, motherfucker. nothing compares.
3. 2017-02-15 at 7:05 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Cheese flavours only. I keep a few frozen pizzas for lazy nights, and literally anything that isn't straight cheese, sucks. Why you would want to put the frozen plastic PVC excuse for meat or vegetables in your mouth idk. Torino's, Red Baron, store brand, they're all pretty good if you just get the cheese ones.
4. 2017-02-15 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #24
   cerakote African Astronaut
   red baron and digiorno are also pretty good for both non-frozen and regular pizzas if you arent a faggo and know how to spruce up a frozen pizza
5. 2017-02-15 at 7:53 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Jack's
6. 2017-02-15 at 8:10 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ITT a bunch of poor shitniggers say their favorite pizzas are the cheap ones because they can't afford to try anything else
7. 2017-02-15 at 8:18 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Discount Whore ITT a bunch of poor shitniggers say their favorite pizzas are the cheap ones because they can't afford to try anything else

   
   You don't eat frozen pizza because you want good pizza.
8. 2017-02-15 at 8:20 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I used to keep pizza crusts, sauce and shredded cheezza in my freezer and fridge specifically so I could make good ass frozen pizza in about 1 minute but it's easier to just store DiGiornos or Totinos or smth.
9. 2017-02-15 at 8:36 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Discount Whore ITT a bunch of poor shitniggers say their favorite pizzas are the cheap ones because they can't afford to try anything else

   
   I get my frozen pizza imported directly from the heart of Italy, hand crafted by the top native pizza chefs with a host of secret ingredients hidden up their sleeves, blessed by the Pope, exposed to luscious topless beauties and sporting meats from all 7 continents, bi-weekly, delivered to my doorstep, cooked by my personal licensed pizza professional in an old English style brick oven, and finally seasoned with ground eagle's wing and flaming hot cheeto dust. thanks
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   • The Self Taught Man
10. 2017-02-15 at 10:30 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I get my frozen pizza imported directly from the heart of Italy, hand crafted by the top native pizza chefs with a host of secret ingredients hidden up their sleeves, blessed by the Pope, exposed to luscious topless beauties and sporting meats from all 7 continents, bi-weekly, delivered to my doorstep, cooked by my personal licensed pizza professional in an old English style brick oven, and finally seasoned with ground eagle's wing and flaming hot cheeto dust. thanks

    
    > 2017
    > Not keeping Mario Batali cryogenically stored in your freezer
    > Not just thawing Mario Batali out when you need some pizza
    > 2017
11. 2017-02-15 at 11:27 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Discount Whore ITT a bunch of poor shitniggers say their favorite pizzas are the cheap ones because they can't afford to try anything else

    
    
    Yeah thats exactly what I posted.
12. 2017-02-15 at 11:34 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I get my frozen pizza imported directly from the heart of Italy, hand crafted by the top native pizza chefs with a host of secret ingredients hidden up their sleeves, blessed by the Pope, exposed to luscious topless beauties and sporting meats from all 7 continents, bi-weekly, delivered to my doorstep, cooked by my personal licensed pizza professional in an old English style brick oven, and finally seasoned with ground eagle's wing and flaming hot cheeto dust. thanks

    
    MQ you're the funniest person on this site. THank you for existing.
13. 2017-02-15 at 11:49 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i just walk down the street
14. 2017-02-16 at 12:17 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If you buy a frozen pizza in my neighborhood brown kids follow you home saying "Hey white boi why dont you go to Lebanon Palace don't eat this shit, my cousin works there"
    
    Then you house gets shot up and you fucking order pizza from the browns and thats that.
15. 2017-02-16 at 5:55 AM UTC

    #35
    The Dude Yung Blood
    Get one of those countertop rotary pizza ovens.
16. 2017-02-16 at 1:19 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    get a bigly scronaldo
17. 2017-02-16 at 2:02 PM UTC

    #37
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Discount Whore ITT a bunch of poor shitniggers say their favorite pizzas are the cheap ones because they can't afford to try anything else

    
    ive tried other ones but for keeping around the house when youre stoned because theyre so cheap
18. 2017-02-16 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'd like a bigly large with pineapple, pepperoni, yogurt and scronaldo
19. 2017-02-16 at 2:18 PM UTC

    #39
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'd like a bigly large with pineapple, pepperoni, yogurt and scronaldo

    
    coming right up
20. 2017-02-16 at 2:39 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole