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So stumbled on this girl picture in telegram

  1. #21
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    one time i went and hooked up with a little fat girl packin FF's they were monsters the shit nightmares were made of but I was obligated to try em out, I went back 3 times but the last time my car alarm went bat shit crazy when I tried to get away and everyone in the project came out to see what the deal was and she wouldnt go inside, it was embarrassing cuz she was tryin to make sure everyone know I was with her, I had to rip all kinda of shit out from under my hood to get to the alarm horn and rip out the wires,, I never went back
  2. #22
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr dem some pretty boobies, D

    My current gf tits are beautiful,


  3. #23
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT lol its ok someone wants them and if we meet in a drunkin stuper I wouldnt say a word bad about em,, ide lie like a rug and ude be proud to own em





    my 'truth" be known!
  4. #24
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by POLECAT one time i went and hooked up with a little fat girl packin FF's they were monsters the shit nightmares were made of but I was obligated to try em out, I went back 3 times but the last time my car alarm went bat shit crazy when I tried to get away and everyone in the project came out to see what the deal was and she wouldnt go inside, it was embarrassing cuz she was tryin to make sure everyone know I was with her, I had to rip all kinda of shit out from under my hood to get to the alarm horn and rip out the wires,, I never went back

    lol, yeah I think 32B to 34B or DD are ideal anything in G is just wasteful. And plus most bitches get fat titties.
  5. #25
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    she was like 180 but 75 of it was titty
  6. #26
    DFG its kinda disgusting you'd just post those on here. I know they didn't give you permission. That shit is illegal for a reason.
  7. #27
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace DFG its kinda disgusting you'd just post those on here. I know they didn't give you permission. That shit is illegal for a reason.

    Actually, I posted them before, they're literally on imgur account. I have their complete consent in this matter. I mean my gf took these so I can use at the cover photo here. https://twitter.com/dfg

    I can assure you I got their full consent. And they're all over 18. I don't mess around with consent etc.
  8. #28
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dfg lol, yeah I think 32B to 34B or DD are ideal anything in G is just wasteful. And plus most bitches get fat titties.

    i getcha.

    but in terms of girl speak: 6in, 8in... ideal. but 12in is a total waste of time. plus, some penis' are fugly.😉
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  9. #29
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr i getcha.

    but in terms of girl speak: 6in, 8in… ideal. but 12in is a total waste of time. plus, some penis' are fugly.😉

    I agree, the girls don't like massive big dick, they like em 6-8, and thicker the better. Girth is more important than length. And if you can fuck rough and fast and don't come easily, that's a plus.

    I tend to fuck hard and deep, they love it but downside is pussy gets sore if I got full animal, but some girls who took black dick can take the abuse, others not so much.
  10. #30
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I feel bad for dudes with long dicks,, aint nuttin better than a good hard balls deep fuckin and them long dong bastards have to hold back to keep from gettin complaints from normal women,, the whores still love em but who cares what a whore likes
  11. #31
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I feel bad for dudes with long dicks,, aint nuttin better than a good hard balls deep fuckin and them long dong bastards have to hold back to keep from gettin complaints from normal women,, the whores still love em but who cares what a whore likes

    Yeah, it's just feels amazing when you can go crazy and shove it deep without the girl screaming to stop or pushing you off. I have fucked small girls, 4'11" they're like tight af and can take the dick well, but you can't go fast or rough with them. But like all men,I wish my dick was BIGGER AND THICKER lol.
  12. #32
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    ass over tits

    prioritize
  13. #33
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 ass over tits

    prioritize

    Tits flap, ass if maintained retains it asstastic shape.
  14. #34
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dfg But like all men,I wish my dick was BIGGER AND THICKER lol.


    i knew a guy who was absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. but he was, at first, afraid to even show his penis to me. Indeed, it was the biggest penis I've (still) ever seen!😮 It was a 'beautiful' penis- but i, certainly, wouldn't/didn't want to have sex with it!!

    I genuinely, felt bad for him- since that was/is the typical reaction to it. He said, "it's all good in theory... but an actual curse in reality." 😑

    he was "friend-zoned" 😥
  15. #35
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by POLECAT I wouldnt,, her tittys are to floppy



    Yeah. Sure. We believe you.
  16. #36
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr i knew a guy who was absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. but he was, at first, afraid to even show his penis to me. Indeed, it was the biggest penis I've (still) ever seen!😮 It was a 'beautiful' penis- but i, certainly, wouldn't/didn't want to have sex with it!!

    I genuinely, felt bad for him- since that was/is the typical reaction to it. He said, "it's all good in theory… but an actual curse in reality." 😑

    he was "friend-zoned" 😥

    Well, I had this experience where the girl would think I am an Arab and hung like a fucking horse (I wish), took me a while to convince her that it's a normal freaking dick. When she saw it she was like, Oh and I was like, SEE IT AIN'T THAT BIG.

    But I am happy with my dick, it's the perfect size to be enjoyable. But since I am 6'1" girls tend to assume it's massive, hell some girls will ask me if it's big, cuz they want a big dick and I am like god dammit lol.
  17. #37
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Dfg Tits flap, ass if maintained retains it asstastic shape.

    Exactly. Perfect tits are fleeting. The perfect ass has years and years of potential staying power.
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  18. #38
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dfg Well, I had this experience where the girl would think I am an Arab and hung like a fucking horse (I wish), took me a while to convince her that it's a normal freaking dick. When she saw it she was like, Oh and I was like, SEE IT AIN'T THAT BIG.

    But I am happy with my dick, it's the perfect size to be enjoyable. But since I am 6'1" girls tend to assume it's massive, hell some girls will ask me if it's big, cuz they want a big dick and I am like god dammit lol.

    any pics to share?? 😁
  19. #39
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    don't do it she's gonna right click on em and share with her friends without ur permission
  20. #40
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr any pics to share?? 😁

    :D Sorry, I have a rule of not sharing nudes. Plus my penis ain't special. You can stalk my twitter, https://twitter.com/dfg but my IG is more recent but I am kinda not comfortable sharing it here.
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