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What happened to Zok?

  1. #21
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Who

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  2. #22
    Coupons are for nonces
  3. #23
    Poast Houston
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I ended up returning control of the hacked mod accounts to zok, in exchange for the Great Armistice, where poast-bortem! and others, people zok swore would never be unbanned, would be unbanned.




    I arranged all that myself. I turned Slim and Rizzo, among others. I collected all the private information of moderators. I setup shop at xannex’s sister site therevoltpress and organized the troll raids from there. I’m the one who ground out hundreds of spam accounts and distributed them to my team. It was our efforts that led to the cease fire and the unlocking of permabanned accounts, including my own, which stayed active until the very end.

    "Wires + PMS = Poast Ban Hammered." - Dfg

    "Poast was banned simply for expressing his beliefs and ideals." - project pat

    "But all that aside, I like Poast." - SpectraL-

    "tl;dr poast is a nigger" - mantikore

    "Poast is FOR SURE a cool guy to chill with IRL." - IWD

    "Theres a little bit of poast bortem in all of us." - Marijuanasaurus

    "Viva La Poast!" - ysr2096

    "I always thought of him as "poast bordem" as in "posting while bored." - LSA King

    "Poast is one of if not the single greatest poster in totse history. Without him and his yearning for freedom this website would be a truly ghoullish place to visit." - Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

    "If I had to live with poast I would beat my own ass every morning for making the choices that led me to have to live with such a mongoloid retard." - constantinople

    "Why is poast banned? Why the fuck is my mane nigga banned? fuck dese mods." - 5024L

    "I don't have anything against Poast - but, I find a lot of his behavior is…well…gross." - Proots

    "Unless you were making a baseless accusation (common tactic of poast's, btw)." - Virus

    "I have to say… I am loving Poast's Jihad on Zoklet." - Full Frontal

    "You shall be the next POAST." - cosmo

    "Poast Bortem is a fucking faggot. I can't fucking believe that Slim-ov-derby threw away his shit over it." - driveby

    "Did anyone else hear anything about poast bortem spamming the living fuck out of the iirc?" - reallystupidstuff

    "How do I become a martyr like Poast? I wanna stand up for my freedom of speech." - Travis Bickle

    "So you may have heard - Poast is now perma-gone. This is a direct result of yet more conspiracy-mongering on his part, in particular an effort he and a few others were making towards getting Dfg demodded. The other users involved have been warned not to get involved in these kinds of antics. At this point, my main priority is keeping Poast gone for good. If he wants to divulge our "deep dark secrets," I'm honestly not too worried. I'm sure he'll intentionally pick the worst, most out of context things he can find, and I'm sure he'll try to blow it all out of proportion with yet more of his hilarious "We are the people and this is a revolution" type rhetoric." - Fish
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  4. #24
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    TOTSE ARMY
  5. #25
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    yeah poast you generated a good ampunt of lulz and content like trolling the underworld and just general hijincks its fucking retarded they banned you. Zok was almost as autistic as Arnox when you look back
  6. #26
    Poast Houston
    Drawball, Butthole Ladies, and Trolling The Underworld all came after the Great War. So really they had no reason to cut me a break initially. I would push the limits, release moderator PI, get banned, then claim I was being oppressed and organize massive spam raids filled with PI. I’m shocked they let me back after getting permabanned multiple times. They had no reason to really, I hadn’t started making real content yet. Once I started making content showing my face and what I was up to in real life, I think the administration was more confused than anything else. I don’t think any of them ever posted in the BHL or TTU threads. They were just happy that I was focusing my energies on something else...
  7. #27
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    well I think you're a swell guy even without the content because you taught me about ILLFIGHTYOU and other gutter hipster hop. Potty and threats will stay with me a long time
  8. #28
    Poast Houston
    I don’t even remember showing you those guys. That must have been years ago. Did you go by a different name?
  9. #29
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I went by a matter of destabilized proportions
  10. #30
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]




  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]




  12. #32
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm not reading all that.

    Euda was a good HB poster on totse but he became a card carrying member of the fun bunch on zoklet

    Fucking Bunghole was a G though. Him and Gun Lover, can't say anything bad about
  13. #33
    OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    This petty bullshit is all gay. Poast wants recognition of the being the biggest faggot so just give it to him.
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  14. #34
    Poast Houston
    So you got some circa '08 screenshots from M&A. Doesn't mean you leveraged hacked mod accounts to get me unbanned. All these caps are before I was even waging war on Zoklet. If you have actual proof of having access to hacked mod accounts during the war, or negotiating the cease fire, let's see those. But I know you don't, because I did all that shit personally.
  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The funny part is Jeff was an absent dictator and MIA for 4 months, so zok couldn't do anything about any hacked mod accounts, or even ban a mod account, leaving me free to ban anyone I wanted. Trouble in paradise!! lol
  16. #36
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Poast So you got some circa '08 screenshots from M&A. Doesn't mean you leveraged hacked mod accounts to get me unbanned. All these caps are before I was even waging war on Zoklet. If you have actual proof of having access to hacked mod accounts during the war, or negotiating the cease fire, let's see those. But I know you don't, because I did all that shit personally.

    I did get you unbanned, by forcing zok to agree to the Armistice, which included unbanning all permabanned members, including you.
  17. #37
    OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Zoklet was gay as fuck. Zok and Fish were the biggest faggots ever.

    Fuck Fish. One time Fish banned me, went through my account trying to find where Poast got his information. I took him to Zoklet court but he didn't have the fish balls to respond.

    The Zoklet site was pretty gay but this site is gayer.
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Imagine having a global mod named.. FISH.. of all handles.
  19. #39
    OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Imagine having a global mod named.. FISH.. of all handles.

    I'm on your side in this situation.
  20. #40
    Poast Houston
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I did get you unbanned, by forcing zok to agree to the Armistice, which included unbanning all permabanned members, including you.

    Proof? I negotiated my unbanning with Fish personally. You were never brought up as an actor in that whole war to my knowledge. If you have proof, I'll accept it. But screenshots from M&A before the war even began, aren't gonna cut it.
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