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Poll: Jumanji: The Next Level

  • Best movie
    0%
  • Great movie
    0%
  • Good movie
    25%
  • Alright movie
    25%
  • Unsatisfying
    50%
  • Im suing for my time back
    0%
  • Where's my imodium?
    0%

Jumanji: The Next Level

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Just rented it on amazon.
    Chell and i are curled up on the couch eating tacos and watching it.

    Ill let you know how it is.
  2. #2
    Octavian motherfucker
    Do you think Chell will survive Corona?
  3. #3
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Teeheehee has voted.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Teeheehee has voted.

    What does it take to satisfy teeheehee
  5. #5
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    You shall find the answer on pg 122 of the kama sutra.
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    tiger king was dope thanks for telling me about it
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  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Okay, I did fall asleep before the end of the movie just like I did the last Jumanji movie.

    I found that Chris Tucker's acting kinda sucked ass and actually annoyed me a few times watching him talk so damn slow.
    Also, the characters kept changing characters through out the movie which was fucking me up.
    The CGI made me think that the entire movie was probably done in a single room in front of a green screen.

    I get that they went into the game to get their friend back but everything they were trying to do after that just kept getting lost on me.
    The being chased by ostriches for 15 minutes...

    and they kept explaining to each other how a video game works for the whole damn movie.

    Im going to put it back on and finish it.

    later.

    Ill finish it later.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Okay, I did fall asleep before the end of the movie just like I did the last Jumanji movie.

    I found that Chris Tucker's acting kinda sucked ass and actually annoyed me a few times watching him talk so damn slow.
    Also, the characters kept changing characters through out the movie which was fucking me up.
    The CGI made me think that the entire movie was probably done in a single room in front of a green screen.

    I get that they went into the game to get their friend back but everything they were trying to do after that just kept getting lost on me.
    The being chased by ostriches for 15 minutes…

    and they kept explaining to each other how a video game works for the whole damn movie.

    Im going to put it back on and finish it.

    later.

    Ill finish it later.

    Lmao
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  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You shall find the answer on pg 122 of the kama sutra.

    https://laacz.lv/f/txt/kama_sutra.pdf


    there aren't that many pages
  10. #10
    Originally posted by aldra https://laacz.lv/f/txt/kama_sutra.pdf


    there aren't that many pages

    ^This nigga fucks
  11. #11
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've only ever seen the first Jewmanji movie.

    Whenever I rewatch it as an adult, I can't help but think of Kirsten Dunst in adulthood...

    She gets kinda hot later.

    I am also currently reminded of Small Soldiers.
  12. #12
    Kirsten Dunst made out with brad Pitt when she was a child.

    Slut
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  13. #13
    I miss ur old avatar
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  14. #14
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Fox I miss ur old avatar

    Nahhhhh. That thing drove me nuts.

    Gad,
    Wanted to ask you anyway. Is that avi a severely distorted version of you?
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  15. #15
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fox Kirsten Dunst made out with brad Pitt when she was a child.

    Slut

    *googles this to confirm*

    Holy shit you're right.
  16. #16
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Gad,
    Wanted to ask you anyway. Is that avi a severely distorted version of you?

    Yes it is.

    In fact, it's four pictures I took about 16 years ago, and also, modified in MS Paint or some such thing.

    I only recently turned them into an animated gif one night while drunk.
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  17. #17
    Technologist victim of incest
    Well, you’ve never looked more disgusting 😘
  18. #18
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fox I miss ur old avatar

    I do too. I had to change it because... I dunno... I do miss it.

    It was from...

    Shit I literally can't even remember right now.

    90's music video...

    European pop group.

    One hit wonders I think.
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  19. #19
    Originally posted by Technologist Well, you’ve never looked more disgusting 😘

    You don’t know what he looks like 16 years later.

    Believe me the avatar is flattering in comparison
  20. #20
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Well, you’ve never looked more disgusting 😘

    Originally posted by Fox You don’t know what he looks like 16 years later.

    Believe me the avatar is flattering in comparison

    Lol.

    Not entirely false though.
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