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Who here is jelly I still got hand sanitiser?

  1. #41
    Originally posted by DontTellEm It's not non sense, unfortunately. U should take it seriously & order for a couple months ahead. Be safe 🤗

    I am taking it very seriously, believe me. The TP mania is what’s nonsense. If they have any in the store whenever I happen to go, I’ll grab some. If not, who cares I’ll just have to rough it: hop in the shower whenever I need to wash up back there. I know it’s gross but I’m out here waiting for the world to end, wiping my ass with something soft is the least of my worries

    Thanks for lookin out tho 😎
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  2. #42
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Ethyl alcohol 70.0%

    Then water carbomer triethanolamine

    There are like 10 really long chemicals I've never heard of wtf
  3. #43
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox I am taking it very seriously, believe me. The TP mania is what’s nonsense. If they have any in the store whenever I happen to go, I’ll grab some. If not, who cares I’ll just have to rough it: hop in the shower whenever I need to wash up back there. I know it’s gross but I’m out here waiting for the world to end, wiping my ass with something soft is the least of my worries

    Thanks for lookin out tho 😎

    Yes sir
  4. #44
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fox Bitch pls


    You left out the tampons you pussy
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  5. #45
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You left out the tampons you pussy

    Those are under the sink
  6. #46
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    real men use maxi pads
  7. #47
    WellHung Black Hole
    i am extremely jealous
  8. #48
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I am!!! i need one with a pump for my desk..make it happen for me, baby??
  9. #49
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I am!!! i need one with a pump for my desk..make it happen for me, baby??

    i’ll pump you all over your desk baby

    you asked for that
  10. #50
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Hahah yeah i walked right into that one lol
  11. #51
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Why am I not surprised that is what your subscription page looks like?

    I bet you have real soft hands with nicely manicured nails.

    Those hands don't even know what work is.

    You do your mom's laundry for her while she is at work?

    I could get you to break your own neck just by making you flinch too hard.

    When your fingering your shit pussy do you talk to yourself and pretend there is someone else doing it?


    Do you even know what this ^ is?

    dats rebar nigga
  12. #52
    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Originally posted by Shep Proudfoot Bleach & tea tree oil shit on all that garbage.

    I put tea tree oil in my sanitizer 🤷‍♀️
  13. #53
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You left out the tampons you pussy

    between all my girls... omg! they were way more worried about having a stock pile of tampax than Tp
  14. #54
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]


    I got a 1L jug of iso and the liquor stores in ontario are being forced to stay open to help people with addiction issues so they don't go into withdrawls. Only thing is Everclear is illegal here which is weird to me because in western Canada you can just buy it off the shelf at any liquor store.

    So if you are panic buying hand sanitizer you are just a retard because it would be cheaper to just buy soap and alcohol and make it yourself.

    Stupid consoomers.

  15. #55
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Ethyl alcohol 70.0%

    Then water carbomer triethanolamine

    There are like 10 really long chemicals I've never heard of wtf

    Thats just so it's more stable on the shelf, not actually the "active ingredient" that is sanitizing your hands. Most shit you buy at stores can be easily made at home but people are too lazy for that so they would rather buy a bottle of premade shit with emulsifiers and stabilizers. That's why you see mainstream TV shows like walking dead they raid pharmacies for basic shit you could make in a simple home lab but they are all too stupid for that so they have to survive on leftover consumer products

    "Various ear diseases and infections are treated with eardrops containing triethanolamine polypeptide oleate-condensate, such as Cerumenex in the United States. In pharmaceutics, triethanolamine is the active ingredient of some eardrops used to treat impacted earwax. It also serves as a pH balancer in many different cosmetic products, ranging from cleansing creams and milks, skin lotions, eye gels, moisturizers, shampoos, shaving foams, and so on."
  16. #56
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    i don't use any kind of soap when i shower. i don't use hand sanitizer of any kind. i use aluminum free oil based deodorants.
  17. #57
    ^ grease ball.
  18. #58
    cigreting Dark Matter
    wht the fuc is up wit ur fingr fag
  19. #59
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting wht the fuc is up wit ur fingr fag

    ask ur grampspa he no wer it been
  20. #60
    cigreting Dark Matter
    m8 ur gram hasda bigst dik dat evr cumd in my as she sucha fag
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