2020-03-27 at 1:21 AM UTC
Me..high at the neighborhood watch meeting...
*concerned tone*
“ Bout two nights ago I saw someone trespassing on Bens lawn!”
*everyone gasps*
“Yup, he ran when I looked out my blinds at’m”
*everyone applauds*
2020-03-27 at 1:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
What happens if you give them money and cigs?
They assume you're an easy mark who has more and they ask you more often, like raccoons returning to raid your trash again.
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2020-03-27 at 1:29 AM UTC
you could give them cigarettes dipped in drugs and then call the cops on them, they'll probably get killed.
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2020-03-27 at 10:22 AM UTC
Douglas, the University of Texas, your state's flagship University, is in Austin... It's also the state's capital. Those 2 facts right there, alone, means that there have been plenty of niggers in Austin, for a very long time. Lots of them play for the Longhorns, and are really big, strong and fast.