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Essay on Sandstorm

  1. #1
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Ville Virtanen, who goes by the name ‘Darude’, began his musical career producing happy hardcore with tracker software. He would go on to collaborate with Jaakko ‘JS16’ Salovaara, and the first product of their efforts was what is perhaps the most important piece of electronic music of all time.

    Sandstorm is an instrumental trance composition, released in Finland 26 October 1999, [1] which has evolved in its reception from a global sensation perpetuated by the nascent internet music distribution scene, to the definitive perennial techno track. Not by far the first techno track, Sandstorm may be considered the culmination of techno music into musical maturity. In its infancy, techno had not yet achieved an essential compositional style, and artists were borrowing from rock, blues, and pop, as they developed techniques for the new tools of music they had chosen to express themselves with. Sandstorm changed that; in it we find something not prefigured in earlier techno - a pure form which laid the foundations for the future of electronic music composition. It has been said that ‘a work of art is not finished when nothing more can be added, but rather, when nothing more can be taken away from it without destroying it entirely’. Sandstorm found this point of balance, and developed into the north star of electronic music, by which all later efforts would find their way.

    Micheal Cui of the Steveston-London student newspaper writes, “Most songs in this genre, electronic dance, always have some vocals, but not Sandstorm. Darude knows what he is doing with instruments and he managed to make a lyricless but recognizable song… Overall, Sandstorm could be arguably the best song in electronic dance music.”[2] We are talking about a track which people recognize instantly by the very first note. However, the public reception of this track was not only positive and enduring, but eventful: more than a decade after its release, it was discovered once again by the younger generations when, possibly due to the elemental and timeless quality it possesses, Sandstorm became a capital-m Meme.

    The event can clearly be seen rippling across the sphere of consciousness in the google analytics reference, occurring on 22 June 2013 [3]. Why it happened at this time and not another time is impossible to say. The birth of a Meme is perfectly unpredictable, the product of a psychic cacophony amplified by instantaneous communication over the internet and emerging into awareness (see: the spike on 29 March 2015) according to chaotic principles and undercurrents beyond the ken of the human mind. In brief, whenever someone asks, ‘what song is that’, you say ‘Sandstorm’. That sounds dumb, and it is, but you might as well try to describe the Mona Lisa to someone as explain a Meme to them. We will refrain from the metaphysics of ‘a thing whose name is the name of all things’, and simply point out that corollary search terms were for the sheet music and the piano versions of Sandstorm. We can infer thusly that people recognized the significance of this track just as much a decade after its release as they did upon its arrival. And not only its significance, but that on the merit of its notes.

    It’s safe to say that there are detractors by default, especially for music of the electronic persuasion. Sandstorm is an exception to this only in that there have been few vocal detractors, who seem to perceive a warmer reception for their cynical dismissal than actually exists. Gawker, always a respectable source of reason and rationality (sarcasm) published an article by an Andy Cush, on 12 September 2014 [4]. Describing it as ‘goofy’ and ‘blunt’ and referring to techno as ‘ridiculous, overhyped’, he states that “in its garishness, it provides a reassuring contrast: next to Darude's dated production, a sugary megahit like Aviici's "Levels" sounds tasteful, almost austere.” Let it be known that initial charting of Sandstorm as not hitting the ‘Hot 100’ is disingenuous considering it was released in Finland, and was in the top 10 in over ten countries in Europe. The unfortunate critic of this unfortunate review does not, apparently, discover the answer to his question, ‘why do you people like sandstorm so much?’. Andy Cush now spends his time on twitter, discussing current problems that the community of people sexually attracted to cartoon animals are having with neo-Nazism in their ranks.

    Sandstorm is the jediel of techno, the paragon; one might better view it as a formula rather than a mere track [5]. In the eighteen years that have passed since its release, the respect and interest in this precious musical revelation has only grown, and the rave still goes bonkers when they hear ‘that’ high sustained tone fading in. That’s impressive, for a genre not even forty years old. What is more important, is that in comparing the musical information of Sandstorm to the electronic music that followed, you might not find a single track which did not follow the rules which Sandstorm burned into the collective unconscious. It is a musical work of that rarest sort which can only appreciate with time.







    [1]
    https://web.archive.org/web/20010306183715/http://www.findance.com/english/darude/index.html
    [2]
    https://slsspress.wordpress.com/sep-oct-2014/song-review-darude-sandstorm/
    [3]
    https://www.google.com/trends/explore?q=sandstorm%20darude
    [4]
    http://gawker.com/how-darudes-sandstorm-enveloped-the-web-1648636266
    [5]
    https://musescore.com/user/318756/scores/286911
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  2. #2
    tl;dr Sandstorm is some cool techno shit or whatever.

    You shouldn't use contractions if this is something you're turning into school tho.
  3. #3
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Thought this was going to be about the startup that just went out of business.

    Instead it's about some happy hardcore musician? Somehow I care about this sandstorm even less.
  4. #4
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Dargo You shouldn't use contractions if this is something you're turning into school tho.

    Why? That's like the advice primary level english teacher give their students because they (the teachers) can't actually write. Contractions are part of our language, purposefully avoiding them makes you read like you have a stick up your ass.
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  5. #5
    Originally posted by Lanny purposefully avoiding them makes you read like you have a stick up your ass.

    That's called academic writing bitch.
  6. #6
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    It's not though...
  7. #7
    How would you know?
  8. #8
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Dargo How would you know?

    Second paper on my desk, The Problem of the Essential Indexical John Perry (1979), first page:

    At first characterizing the change seems easy. My beliefs changed, didn't they, in that I came to have a new one, namely that I am making a mess? But things are not so simple.

    In the first couple of pages I see "didn't" and "wouldn't" used several times. Is this not an example of academic writing? Would more examples of academic articles published in peer reviewed journals which use contractions change you mind?
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  9. #9
    No, I actually just wanna reach 100 to get rid of this patronizing user title. Carry on.
  10. #10
    Now Do riff raff
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Lanny Thought this was going to be about the startup that just went out of business.

    Instead it's about some happy hardcore musician? Somehow I care about this sandstorm even less.

    If you've never necked a quarter G of MD and got off your nut to Sandstorm have you ever truly lived?
  12. #12
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I have a policy of avoiding all sexual activity while on any sort of stimulant.
  13. #13
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I read about it in 100 habits of highly effective people
  14. #14
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    it was 87, 86 was do coke every day
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  15. #15
    Originally posted by Lanny I have a policy of avoiding all sexual activity while on any sort of stimulant.

    No sexual activity, just a good ol' gurn and dance for a few hours
  16. #16
    If that's how you bust your nuts I'd hate to be in a British disco.

    More. I'd hate it even more.
  17. #17
    Off your nut means off your head, I apologise you foreigners can't understand the finer points of our glorious language
  18. #18
    Jog off , RisiR
  19. #19
    We should deport him to whatever shitty 3rd world country he comes from.
  20. #20
    Germany is just a territory of the Saudi Kingdom.
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