My work is still open! Im mad about it.

1. 2020-03-25 at 6:26 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   They send a guy home on first shift for being sick after working all day.
   
   We are still open doing 95% our own unessential products so we can make money off all these people buying guns and ammo.
   
   I dont think my work really cares thar much about the quarantine.
2. 2020-03-25 at 6:29 PM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut
   nobody does, there's no reason to be shutting anything down or 'quarantining'.
3. 2020-03-25 at 6:30 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Fona,
   Come on, you gotta work. Imagine if you work and get the stimulus check, you’ll have double the money.
   
   Also put yourself in a healthcare workers shoes. You don’t have it so bad. If you work says you’re essential, then they can fire you for insubordination. If you get fired, there’s no unemployment.
4. 2020-03-25 at 6:33 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist You don’t have it so bad. If you work says you’re essential, then they can fire you for insubordination. If you get fired, there’s no unemployment.

   
   Yes, listen to your corporate overlords. They have your best interests at heart
5. 2020-03-25 at 6:36 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Fox Yes, listen to your corporate overlords. They have your best interests at heart

   
   Did I say they do? NO. But I’m trying to help him avoid getting fired.
6. 2020-03-25 at 6:40 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think he should pretend to be sick and self isolate while still getting paid. That’s the smart thing to do.
7. 2020-03-25 at 6:43 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Fox I think he should pretend to be sick and self isolate while still getting paid. That’s the smart thing to do.

   
   That could work. Better than getting fired.
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8. 2020-03-25 at 6:45 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Fox I think he should pretend to be sick and self isolate while still getting paid. That’s the smart thing to do.

   
   i thought thats what everyones doing
9. 2020-03-25 at 6:50 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls i thought thats what everyones doing

   
   No I’m still going to work
10. 2020-03-25 at 6:55 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    We needs da retards tah mould da plahstickssss
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11. 2020-03-25 at 8:54 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Fox I think he should pretend to be sick and self isolate while still getting paid. That’s the smart thing to do.

    
    I think that's a great idea, but he needs to be super careful not to do anything like post on facebook or make any calls unless he's coofing during them.
    
    But you can totally opt to take a month off without anyone having any right to question it right now. Instead of being lazy you are socially responsible for isolating yourself and possibly containing the virus, and unless you are silly about bragging about it or whatever, no one can say really anything different.
    
    Maybe they'll ask you to get tested, but a negative means nothing at all if you're coofing.
12. 2020-03-25 at 11:18 PM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls i thought thats what everyones doing

    
    that's literally what my retarded aunt did. but she's a shitshow fuckup.
13. 2020-03-25 at 11:25 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by snab_snib that's literally what my retarded aunt did. but she's a shitshow fuckup.

    
    Never change that avatar
14. 2020-03-25 at 11:34 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Octavian Never change that avatar

    
    I don’t understand it, what am I missing?
15. 2020-03-25 at 11:39 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Grylls I don’t understand it, what am I missing?

    
    Dunno just always found it funny. It would be weird if you changed yours.
16. 2020-03-25 at 11:42 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Octavian Dunno just always found it funny. It would be weird if you changed yours.

    
    So you think it suits me?
17. 2020-03-25 at 11:59 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Grylls So you think it suits me?

    
    Yeah
18. 2020-03-26 at 12:01 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Grylls So you think it suits me?

    
    What's better than bloody pussy face?
19. 2020-03-26 at 12:45 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Just get back to work you slave scum.
20. 2020-03-26 at 1:49 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Time to make some sarin and put it in the coffee machine