Have you lost income due to the Corona virus?

1. 2020-03-23 at 9:03 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Either through cut hours, being sent home, an executive order, slow business, or straight getting fired. Have you lost any income?
2. 2020-03-23 at 9:06 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   No. I've been robbing churches and elderly people and actually making quite a bit more than I was my regular hours. I might actually just not go back to work and go back to being a thief fulltime.
   
   And before anyone JUDGES ME, (fuckin judgers), I am only stealing from super wealthy old people that live near the country clubs and golf courses and whatever, and the big fancy mega churches, so CALM DOWN. it's fine. I'll even hook you up if you are polite to me about it.
3. 2020-03-23 at 9:08 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   How much do you make on average per grandma/grandpa
4. 2020-03-23 at 9:11 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace How much do you make on average per grandma/grandpa

   
   Like $1500 in $2 bills and 50-cent coins.
5. 2020-03-23 at 9:11 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Lol hold them to ransom upon the threat of infection if they don't provide financial info.