GFuel is not a joke

2017-02-13 at 3:57 AM UTC

#101

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

wuts gfeul?

2017-02-13 at 4:03 AM UTC

#102

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by Actor wuts gfeul?

gay fuel. amyl nitrate

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2017-02-13 at 5:05 AM UTC

#103

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Actor wuts gfeul?

The official fuel that the G-G-G-G G UNIT runs on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfT49HSvRMI

2017-02-13 at 5:33 AM UTC

#104

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Knock knock

"Who's there?

GFue-

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2017-02-13 at 6:57 AM UTC

#105

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock this post shows you know exactly jack and shit about supplements and their affect on physiology. all youre doing is bitching and whining…youve presented no proof or evidence at all, other than your own observation. ever heard of the placebo effect?

you sound like a paid faggot shill

get a load of this guy.

i know you think you do, but i don't think that you actually comprehend how vastly different my mind is from yours.

reality: it's better than coffee and better than energy drinks and that this is objective fact, which which if you disagree i'm pretty sure you're just trolling or actually have some sort of mental disability.

several people throughout this thread including me have discussed ad nauseum exactly how it works and why, and in fact, you must have scrolled past some of them to type your post.

you need to calm down and get some fucking perspective. not just on this issue which is totally irrelevant to your entire life, but on yourself.

we don't need people practicing frankfurt style critical theory in here.

2017-02-13 at 7:33 AM UTC

#106

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by snab_snib it's better than coffee and better than energy drinks and that this is objective fact

I want you to read that back to yourself and realize how retarded you are

2017-02-13 at 8:23 AM UTC

#107

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

my energy drink

2017-02-13 at 11:35 AM UTC

#108

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by snab_snib it's pretty common knowledge that theanine strongly modulates the impact of caffeine. all of it together, effecting all other components, works very well.

like i said. it's not a joke.

bufotenine isn't toad piss, it's found in toad sweat glands and released when it's stressed. if you want to harvest bufotenine from toads, you slap it around a bit, give it a good squeeze, and scrape the secretions off of it's pores.

that being said i'm not surprised that it has some 5-HO-DMT in it. i thought that it had a curiously deep effect on headspace, and that would explain it.

i wonder what they put pure ATP in there for, though, i didn't think that would do much. and i don't think the mixture of dozens of different plants dried powder form does much, but, at the very least it's a quality filler, and i'm impressed they chose that rather than some corrageenan or something.

but really mfw GFuel has dmt in it xDDDDD

Tell me more about those toads. Never heard of them before. Interesting.

2017-02-13 at 4:43 PM UTC

#109

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by RisiR Tell me more about those toads. Never heard of them before. Interesting.

amazon toads are phreex that jizz out dmt so youve gotta milk em a few hundred times

2017-02-13 at 5:35 PM UTC

#110

HampTheToker African Astronaut

G Fuel

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2017-02-13 at 7:15 PM UTC

#111

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by RisiR Tell me more about those toads. Never heard of them before. Interesting.

colorado river toads excrete some stronk dmt. you make the toad unhappy, scrape it up, dry it out, and smoke it. you can get yourself some toads and smoke their sweat.

2017-02-13 at 7:43 PM UTC

#112

snab_snib African Astronaut

dude the coconut GFuel is fucking BOMB. i'd drink this shit for no reason.

2017-02-13 at 7:45 PM UTC

#113

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Those toads aren't common though or else I'd be raising them already

2017-02-13 at 7:48 PM UTC

#114

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Those toads aren't common though or else I'd be raising them already

buy one (jumbo) get one free

start breeding them

when you run out of space release the least productive frogs into the wild until they're an invasive species in your local area

http://www.reptilecity.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=reptiles&Product_Code=CRT&Category_Code=buy1get1free

2017-02-13 at 7:51 PM UTC

#115

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I researched them extensively and if your not in south america they die pretty quickly outside a terrarium.

I sold reptiles for 5+ years so don't tell me its easy, also importing is harder than getting rare drugs.

At least drugs don't hop around and piss and shit

2017-02-13 at 7:53 PM UTC

#116

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I researched them extensively and if your not in south america they die pretty quickly outside a terrarium.

I sold reptiles for 5+ years so don't tell me its easy, also importing is harder than getting rare drugs.

At least drugs don't hop around and piss and shit

huh. that's a bummer. you should start breeding them like cows, to be more adaptable and produce stronger drugs. learn what to feed them and stuff. you could be the father of modern toadlick

2017-02-13 at 8:01 PM UTC

#117

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

That could take hundreds of years

2017-02-13 at 8:07 PM UTC

#118

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump That could take hundreds of years

naaaah, frogs breed fast, rapid generation cycles you know, and you could have genetic sequencing done for very little nowadays. you could take some courses in genetics, husbandry, biology, etc.

people can introduce some pretty big changes in an animal in the span of a decade.

furthermore, i have confidence that you are equal to this task. i don't doubt you, so don't doubt yourself.

chop chop, frogmaster.

2017-02-13 at 11:20 PM UTC

#119

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

You couldn't pay me enough to force evolve frogs.

2017-02-14 at 12:47 AM UTC

#120

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump You couldn't pay me enough to force evolve frogs.

You hit B every time they try too

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