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  1. #41
    Lol i dont have half that belly fat ;)
  2. #42
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol i dont have half that belly fat ;)

    Do you have those skinny bird legs?
  3. #43
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    i can pump 60lb dumbbells for 18 reps. there's no one on this website who i can't behead in a single stroke.
  4. #44
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by snab_snib i can pump 60lb dumbbells for 18 reps. there's no one on this website who i can't behead in a single stroke.

    Do you have skinny bird legs?
  5. #45
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    dude i humped 80lbs over 1000 miles through the catskil/adirondacks. i can pick up 300lbs if i can get it under me.
  6. #46
    Originally posted by snab_snib i could kill the average afronaut with one hand tied behind my back and a bad case of the wuhan flu. if i grabbed your throat you wouldn't be able to free yourself.

    the only thing you kill with your hands tied behind your back is their errection.

  7. #47
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    if i put my hands around your neck, my thumb and forefinger would touch.
  8. #48
    Originally posted by snab_snib if i put my hands around your neck, my thumb and forefinger would touch.

    if i wrap my fingers around your dick, my thumb and index finger would overlap.
  9. #49
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol MANROYALE

    where do you find this shit
  10. #50
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    porn exists for a world of faggots and perverts that you can't imagine.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by aldra lol MANROYALE

    where do you find this shit

    the usual place.

    duck duck.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by snab_snib i can pump 60lb dumbbells for 18 reps. there's no one on this website who i can't behead in a single stroke.

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