MOON PERSONs please take precautions

1. 2020-03-19 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #21
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny covid-19 is a hoax. I'm going to go cough on some doorknobs.

   
   dont worry.
   
   ill go in slow.
2. 2020-03-19 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Your chances of getting the corona virus in the United States are about 1 in 327 million. Chances of getting the corona virus in Canada are about 1 in 37 million.

   So only one person in each country will ever get it?
   
   Fuck those two guys.
3. 2020-03-19 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #23
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Just want to add that there are healthy 20 and 30 year olds with no pre-existing conditions who have died due to corona. It seems to effect people with varying severity. A lot of people are totally asymptomatic but who knows if you'll be one of the ones who gets absolutely fucked by it. And hospital beds are going to be scarce soon too if Italy is any warning. We need to be quarantining NOW.

   
   A lot of the millennials have twig legs and arms, all bony and no meat on them at all. Frail and fragile. They'll be the first ones to drop off the herd.
4. 2020-03-19 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #24
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country So only one person in each country will ever get it?
   
   Fuck those two guys.

   
   Basically. Close enough. May as well be.
5. 2020-03-19 at 5:39 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Sophie Old millennials are 30, old gen Zyklon are like 18. I don't think this is a very useful advisory.

   
   So there are no MOON PERSONs here?
6. 2020-03-19 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #26
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL A lot of the millennials have twig legs and arms, all bony and no meat on them at all. Frail and fragile. They'll be the first ones to drop off the herd.

   
   Source?
7. 2020-03-19 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #27
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   wtf is a moon person
8. 2020-03-19 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Technologist So there are no MOON PERSONs here?

   
   I didn't say that. I think by definition most of us were millenials until we got a steady stream of boomers from DH. But most of you are pretty based so that's alright.
9. 2020-03-19 at 6:08 PM UTC

   #29
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Technologist So there are no MOON PERSONs here?

   
   Why do you keep referring to MOON PERSONS?
10. 2020-03-19 at 6:09 PM UTC

    #30
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Source?

    
    You're a big, fat one, so you're fine.
11. 2020-03-19 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #31
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're a big, fat one, so you're fine.

    
    So no source again, SpectraL? Figures.
12. 2020-03-19 at 6:19 PM UTC

    #32
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace So no source again, SpectraL? Figures.

    
    Are you trying to tell me you're not even chubby?
13. 2020-03-19 at 7:05 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    He’s skinnyfat
14. 2020-03-19 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #34
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Fox He’s skinnyfat

    
    I think he's a porky and just trying to hide the fact.
15. 2020-03-20 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #35
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    hide the porky
16. 2020-03-20 at 1:14 AM UTC

    #36
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Are you trying to tell me you're not even chubby?

    
    160lbs, 5'11, lots of upper body strength. I'm in good shape.
17. 2020-03-20 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #37
    

    snab_snib African Astronaut
    i could kill the average afronaut with one hand tied behind my back and a bad case of the wuhan flu. if i grabbed your throat you wouldn't be able to free yourself.
18. 2020-03-20 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fox He’s skinnyfat

    
    What exactly is that? Sounds like a diet only cool people and famous people get to do
19. 2020-03-20 at 1:56 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych What exactly is that?

    
    
20. 2020-03-20 at 1:57 AM UTC

    #40
    

    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fox

    
    Omg what exactly is going on here? So many questions. I don't want to know the answers to