Douglas Monks is drunk again, and blowing my phone up...

1. 2020-03-19 at 10:03 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, He is always too nervous to talk to me on the phone when he is sober, he says he feels like he is gonna throw up.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Wariat
2. 2020-03-19 at 10:05 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Right...
3. 2020-03-19 at 10:06 PM UTC

   #3
   WellHung Black Hole
   Doug, Why do you only call me when you're drunk? why are u too scared to talk to me sober?
4. 2020-03-19 at 10:09 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by WellHung Doug, Why do you only call me when you're drunk? why are u too scared to talk to me sober?

   
   You dont scare me 🦑 squidney
5. 2020-03-19 at 10:12 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, Douglas needs that liquid courage to grow a backbone. Thats how Millenials roll...
6. 2020-03-19 at 10:15 PM UTC

   #6
   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, doug still acts like a 19 year old frat boy.
7. 2020-03-19 at 10:21 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   yeah... okay.. right, flyboi
8. 2020-03-19 at 10:24 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor yeah… okay.. right, flyboi

   
   hello handsome.🌹😘
9. 2020-03-20 at 12:08 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by WellHung Folks, doug still acts like a 19 year old frat boy.

   
   You would know a thing or two about frat boys chicken.
10. 2020-03-20 at 2:08 AM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    whats his number
11. 2020-03-20 at 3:01 AM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    No idea who that is in the op....and like I don't think I have ever known any person you all mention in threads
12. 2020-03-20 at 3:03 AM UTC

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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    answer and make phone sex
13. 2020-03-20 at 3:08 AM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by STER0S answer and make phone sex

    
    Make phone sex. You're a funny little guy aren't ya...
14. 2020-03-20 at 3:08 AM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Hold that thought. I'm busy ........
    
    
    Making phone sex
15. 2020-03-20 at 3:12 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by WellHung Doug, Why do you only call me when you're drunk? why are u too scared to talk to me sober?

    
    I'm the same way. Talking on the phone sober is fucking boring and homosexual.
16. 2020-03-20 at 3:22 AM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm the same way. Talking on the phone sober is fucking boring and homosexual.

    
    Agreed.
17. 2020-03-20 at 3:40 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I always inhale helium when taking phone calls.
18. 2020-03-20 at 4:14 AM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    i like talking on the phone. i talked a lot on the phone recently to pawnshop FFL's, i went up to the 'servce advisors' desks to seem important while i did it.
19. 2020-03-20 at 4:46 AM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by snab_snib i like talking on the phone. i talked a lot on the phone recently to pawnshop FFL's, i went up to the 'servce advisors' desks to seem important while i did it.

    
    Wow you are very important . ....