2020-03-19 at 7:49 PM UTC
Folks, West Virginia seems like the only safe haven to avoid getting the coronavirus up in ya.
2020-03-19 at 7:53 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I live in austin tx and I feel pretty safe, I'm not afraid of a fake virus thats gonna effect me or anyone I know so... the only way its making me sick is im tired about hearing about it so...
soo... I need root inside of an ass to feel better!
and if the virus is real thats pretty shitty advice pun intended, to have people that potentially have it go infect west virginia.
2020-03-19 at 7:54 PM UTC
itybit
African Astronaut
[daze my amino pe-tsai]
Last I looked Texas cases were really low, but it's been a few day
2020-03-19 at 7:58 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
they keep it in the family,, no need to interact with *others*
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2020-03-19 at 7:59 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
my dad is a good gont, but kind of a derpadew, he's called me bitching me out at 6 in the morning about how I'm going fuck this up and people like me for him and and my mom lmao.. you people socialize.. OOOOH NOOO! whats gonna happen! and he's like Doug, im going to walmart.. and I'm like shouldn't stay home.. you could touch door handle with syphillis and get in your eye, dad.. then you're going to spread it to my mom?!
he told me its only old people that die from it but he just sent me a text of a picture he took of msnbc saying that now young people are dying from it.. I personally don't know anyone that knows anyone that knows anyone that has gotten sick from this. sooo....
after this is all done theres gonna be a documentry starting off with "THE WHYTE MAN INVENTED THE DISEASE"
2020-03-19 at 8:30 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
hey weel hung.. I've been trying to think about how I can use this fake virus in my favor.. I kno you're an opprotunist like me so can you hit me up with some legit ideas.
2020-03-20 at 12:18 AM UTC
nobody has a fucking 'virus' and even those that do barely notice because it's a weak illness, its not a big deal.
2020-03-20 at 2:29 AM UTC
Everything is going to return to normal. Government will say it's thanks to it's quick lock down measures, then grant themselves unlimited emergency authorities.
2020-03-20 at 2:32 AM UTC
nothing should have ever departed from normal. what concerns me is the government deciding they like how they can shut evertything down, and then i have to kill like 200 people in order to honor my ancestors. and i'll never finish morrowind if i do that :(
2020-03-20 at 2:42 AM UTC
i have almost 10,000 rounds of ammunition. if things ever got *really* bad, i'd be a fucking king.
2020-03-20 at 2:46 AM UTC
zombies are too complicated to ever happen (besides niggers, which already exist). all you have to look forward to is increasingly feral and stupid humanoid forms. the whiter someone is, the smarter someone is.
2020-03-20 at 2:53 AM UTC
people are niggers, i make sure to bring a meal home for my 82 year old grampa every day and have not had a problem for the last week and have also bought a beretta 92fs for 500 bucks and lots of ammo too. so there's literally no emergency. everything is fucking fine.
