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cactus convention

  1. 2017-02-12 at 10 PM UTC
    #1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yesterday i went to the cactus convention and got this dope little baby toes succulent for only $5. It's small now but I hope to have it for like 30 years and grow it huge. It's got these little tendrils that come out of the ground. The tendrils have windows on top where it grabs the sunlight and hoards it away underneath to undergo P H O T O S Y N T H E S I S.

    Now the real question is how can I get this thing to grow fucking massive? Can I put it under some sort of hydroponic light for 16 hours a day and give it excessive nutrients and/or cactus testosterone/carbs to get it jacked? If possible I would like to start my own instagram of cactus that have been specially grown to be massive.

    Thanks.
  2. 2017-02-12 at 10:01 PM UTC
    #2
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole


    WELL since it doesn't want to work, here's a fucking link:

    http://imgur.com/a/nBymy

    Post last edited by greenplastic at 2017-02-12T22:04:44.121559+00:00

    Post last edited by greenplastic at 2017-02-12T22:05:43.886688+00:00
  3. 2017-02-12 at 10:03 PM UTC
    #3
    cerakote African Astronaut
    succulents reproduce by budding, do they not? if what i think is true, just clone the plant with some of the parts of it, and then have a test group for various fertilizers.

    first, try miracle gro and adderall
  4. 2017-02-12 at 10:05 PM UTC
    #4
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by cerakote succulents reproduce by budding, do they not? if what i think is true, just clone the plant with some of the parts of it, and then have a test group for various fertilizers.

    first, try miracle gro and adderall

    I have no idea.
  5. 2017-02-12 at 10:08 PM UTC
    #5
    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic I have no idea.

    just googled it and the answer is yes, they reproduce with leaves or cuttings
  6. 2017-02-12 at 10:13 PM UTC
    #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sing to it
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  7. 2017-02-12 at 11:02 PM UTC
    #7
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They like certain kinds of soil.
  8. 2017-02-12 at 11:22 PM UTC
    #8
    bling bling Dark Matter
    feed it weed nuts adn root juice its the bestevr
  9. 2017-02-12 at 11:25 PM UTC
    #9
    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Look up your local county extension service. Take them some soil and have them niggas send it to the ncis soil lab thing. They'll tell you what your lil cacti needs added to the soil.

    Or just grab some 10-10-10 fertilizer and hit it twice a month then do some 36-0-0 like ery three months.
  10. 2017-02-12 at 11:26 PM UTC
    #10
    bling bling Dark Matter
    not steayl my idea nood
  11. 2017-02-12 at 11:49 PM UTC
    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Cool, underrated plant.

    Do you plan on planting it outside?
  12. 2017-02-12 at 11:59 PM UTC
    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't have an outside at the moment but maybe someday. I was actually thinking of putting it in a jar or an old bong or something and grow it out of there so I could see the roots.
  13. 2017-02-13 at 12:06 AM UTC
    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You growing this in the pen, nigga? Respect.
  14. 2017-02-13 at 12:17 AM UTC
    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    and humidity or something
  15. 2017-02-13 at 12:28 AM UTC
    #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cactii are a protected plant in AZ, and if you steal or harm one you can be charged with a felony. I hope you didn't buy a stolen cactus, or it could come back to prick you in the ass.
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  16. 2017-02-13 at 12:44 AM UTC
    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah don't hurt the cacti
  17. 2017-02-13 at 1:06 AM UTC
    #17
    cerakote African Astronaut
    ill call aspca on you
  18. 2017-02-13 at 1:17 AM UTC
    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I bought it at the cactus convention...that is a LEGALLY SANCTIONED EVENT that is not in the state of ARIZONA. Also I'm not in jail, my apt just kinda sucks.
  19. 2017-02-13 at 1:17 AM UTC
    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Shove a San Pedro up your ass
  20. 2017-02-13 at 7:54 AM UTC
    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    prickly pete
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