2020-03-18 at 10:42 PM UTC
Pa Pa John’s pizza just got here. They have these new jalapeño popper bites. Looks good, just waiting on hubby to get here.
2020-03-19 at 12:47 AM UTC
Alright guys, I just got off the phone with customer service and they said my package will most likely be here tomorrow around 1.. instead of before 8 pm tonight..
It’s because of the Corona that things are a little slower than usual but they will definitely make sure it’s here by tomorrow..
Damn you Sharona virus!
*shakes fist in the air*
Welp!
Time to wind it on down then :)
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2020-03-19 at 6:16 PM UTC
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Can I come over?
Fat Girl you already had dinner.
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2020-03-19 at 10:49 PM UTC
sipping a red beer, listening to a friend's video!😋
2020-03-19 at 10:52 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
smokin dat dope wishin I had just got home from work
2020-03-20 at 1:58 AM UTC
Watching a chick be possessed on ghost hunters. How convenient for them it happened on screen
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i'm practicing with my new scimitar and my fairbarnes sykes, and sharpening them after stabbing the wood. i want to make sure - if i hack you with my scimitar, you're bleeding out fast. and if i bury my fairbarnes sykes in you, you're bleeding out fast.
2020-03-20 at 3:21 AM UTC
i'm just practicing hacking and stabbing wood. if i missed and hit myself i'd be dead in minutes. i'm wearing leather gloves and being careful.
2020-03-20 at 3:25 AM UTC
i need *some* recognition for this shit, if i just kill a nigger and bury him in the federal gamelands i'll never get known for killing niggers
2020-03-20 at 3:33 AM UTC
i was thinking more like 'niggers'
