Work announced that we get 5 extra PAID sick days 😷

1. 2020-03-17 at 6:42 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Yesterday it was understood to be 5 unpaid sick days but now we get paid for them.
   And they are good to use all year.
   That gives me 11 days of vacation before everyone dies.
   I think i wanna take it now just so i dont feel stupid about waiting until the economy collapses.
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   • frala
2. 2020-03-18 at 5:34 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   What are you going to do those days off? Eat jalapeno poppers and root shell up the shit pussy? 👍
3. 2020-03-18 at 9:31 AM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   have you ever tongue'd chell's brown-eye?
4. 2020-03-18 at 5:01 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Take them now theres a fucking end portal under your base
5. 2020-03-18 at 5:08 PM UTC

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   frala Avant garde shartist
   You should take Shell to Cancun.
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   • Fonaplats
6. 2020-03-18 at 5:13 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   FUCK SHELL NIGGA YOU BUILT YOUR BASE ON TOP OF A FUCKING END PORTAL YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT SAVANT
7. 2020-03-18 at 6:12 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood FUCK SHELL NIGGA YOU BUILT YOUR BASE ON TOP OF A FUCKING END PORTAL YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT SAVANT

   
   There's a what?
   
   I dunno what an end portal is.
8. 2020-03-18 at 6:22 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   YOU FOUND THE END