I am ready for some day drinking

1. 2020-03-16 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #1
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   Ok guys guys... I ran some stairs just now practiced getting lower on my splits and practiced some hand stands than got some guiness (two thus fsr) so the day drinking and homeworld marsthon can begin soon. am tsking a bath so to speak.
2. 2020-03-16 at 3:06 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just picked up a fifth of Stolichnaya myself, THE TiME iS 8:06 AM.
   
   Practiced rapid fire drills with a 9mm yesterday.
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   • Wariat
3. 2020-03-16 at 3:09 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Wariat Ok guys guys… I ran some stairs just now practiced getting lower on my splits and practiced some hand stands than got some guiness (two thus fsr) so the day drinking and homeworld marsthon can begin soon. am tsking a bath so to speak.

   
   No you haven't. You have been straight drinking since this morning you fucking retard. Half your posts aren't even legible.
   
   Kill yourself.
4. 2020-03-16 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #4
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   nah i swear i just started right now. this morning i was all on coffeine or coffee and energy drinks.
5. 2020-03-16 at 3:15 PM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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6. 2020-03-16 at 3:16 PM UTC

   #6
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   You seem consumed with the consumption of fluids.
7. 2020-03-16 at 3:21 PM UTC

   #7
   WellHung Black Hole
   respect the virus
8. 2020-03-16 at 3:27 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You seem consumed with the consumption of fluids.

   
   Imagine the heaven he'd be in if they made alcoholic cum.
9. 2020-03-16 at 3:28 PM UTC

   #9
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Imagine the heaven he'd be in if they made alcoholic cum.

   
   Jizz instead of Gin
   
   "Enjoy the fizz you get with Jizz!"
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   • mmQ
10. 2020-03-16 at 3:38 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I thanked that because whatever. I don't get it though. Is there a saying that goes 'enjoy the fin you get with gin'?
11. 2020-03-16 at 3:38 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I thanked that because whatever. I don't get it though. Is there a saying that goes 'enjoy the fin you get with gin'?

    
    gin and tonic is fizzy
    
    ...so jizz and tonic...
    
    I guess I should have mentioned the tonic first.
12. 2020-03-16 at 3:39 PM UTC

    #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    The virus seems to be inactivated by the chlorine in a pool, so you should be safe to swim, folks.
13. 2020-03-16 at 3:40 PM UTC

    #13
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung The virus seems to be inactivated by the chlorine in a pool, so you should be safe to swim, folks.

    
    Or inject chlorine directly into your veins while huffing chlorine gas to be sure
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    • WellHung
14. 2020-03-16 at 3:41 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    Pools will most likely close due to it being a form of mass gathering.
15. 2020-03-16 at 3:41 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    How long should I boil potatoes.
    
    I seldom do and cba googling.
16. 2020-03-16 at 3:42 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian How long should I boil potatoes.
    
    I seldom do and cba googling.

    
    When you stick a fork in them they should break apart/fall off the fork. 20-25 mins or so.
    
    Then drain and put in 1 full pound of butter to every 3lbs of potatoes. 1/2 cup of cream too if you have it. Then prepare for death.
17. 2020-03-16 at 3:42 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When you stick a fork in them they should break apart/fall off the fork. 20-25 mins or so

    
    You're done
18. 2020-03-16 at 3:44 PM UTC

    #18
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You're done

    
    fork me hard baby
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    • mmQ
19. 2020-03-16 at 3:44 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I boil my *candyrein reference* 'TATOS, for 17 hours.
    
    17 hours
    
    17 hours
    
    
    I like them to taste more like water than they already inherently do.
    
    Potatoes are bad for you.
20. 2020-03-16 at 3:48 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    I have no butter.
    
    
    FUCK!