Whats the most polite way to decline a job interview

1. 2020-03-16 at 7:15 AM UTC

   #1
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I done did it again
   
   They keep spamming me like 10 missed calls what the fuck. How do I tell them to fuck off without seeming like i'm some kind of big shot?
   
   It's just the anxiety I can't take it. *pretends to have corona virus*
2. 2020-03-16 at 7:25 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   Just not show up.
   
   Tell them you won't be in there.
3. 2020-03-16 at 7:48 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Why not go?
   
   Coof during the interview.
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   • aldra
4. 2020-03-16 at 7:49 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   suck a dick, dumbshits
5. 2020-03-16 at 11:10 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   tell them thanks for the consideration but you already found another “opportunity”
6. 2020-03-16 at 3:04 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I done did it again
   
   They keep spamming me like 10 missed calls what the fuck. How do I tell them to fuck off without seeming like i'm some kind of big shot?
   
   It's just the anxiety I can't take it. *pretends to have corona virus*

   
   Tell em that you've been offered a very similar position/ hours at a slight pay increase just 15 minutes away.
7. 2020-03-16 at 3:21 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian Tell em that you've been offered a very similar position/ hours at a slight pay increase just 15 minutes away.

   
   Worst case scenario they offer you more money.
8. 2020-03-16 at 3:46 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by HTS Worst case scenario they offer you more money.

   
   yo man such a hunter gatherer
9. 2020-03-16 at 8:12 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   not a serious question