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People are hoarding toilet paper because they are pathetic copycat sheeple...

  1. #41
    Originally posted by tee hee hee She's not Muslim.

    Then she should be stoned.
  2. #42
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not if you have high water pressure.

    i just blast my ass with the shower hear at full blast and all the crunchy shit will come out and its only a matter splashing those chunky shits into the drain hole.

    That's the point, I don't want it in my shower AT ALL as far as possible. I have no poo on my ass when I shower. Gross you disgusting mong.
  3. #43
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist I don’t get it Matt. You can use any number of things as toilet paper. Hell, you can jump in the shower if ya have to. Someone sent me a pic of a Target store shelves, there was one roll of TP sitting in it. My hubby is going to Sams club today because we just plain old need toilet paper, hope he can get it, if not we have kleenexes and paper towels.

    Id use your face and hair as toilet paper you stupid bitch
  4. #44
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The ability to wipe your ass during an apocalypse is critical.
  5. #45
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    pretty sure its a hoax no one is doing that here in texas
  6. #46
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Apparently they have fresh toilet paper out in most shops today. At least the panic buyers are well stocked up in case there's an epidemic of the shits.
  7. #47
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by AngryIVer You're just jelly that they can afford toilet paper and you're living under a bridge.

    You live with a pig and have no teeth..
  8. #48
    WellHung Black Hole
    🤣
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Octavian "It's bird of a feather", God you are so fucking stupid. Is that why you serve coffee for a living?

    your not a bird.
  10. #50
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your not a bird.

    **you're**

    I thought slit eyes are suppose to be smart, not just have micropenises?
  11. #51
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    An underground black market for toilet paper has opened up.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by ORACLE That's the point, I don't want it in my shower AT ALL as far as possible. I have no poo on my ass when I shower. Gross you disgusting mong.

    people who are affraid of their poo poo are retarded. your feceses are nothing but all the foods you shoved down your throats lovingly not too long ago.

    touch it, smell it, lick it, THEY ARE WHAT YOU ATE-ED.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by -SpectraL An underground black market for toilet paper has opened up.

    im trading toilet paper futures now.
  14. #54
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    St. Patrick's day has been cancelled, but how funny would a toilet paper themed float be?

    "Toilet paper only €10 a roll."

    The guy selling it kitted out in a hazmat suit.

    Pretty funny huh?
  15. #55
    WellHung Black Hole
    Vindictive Vinny is impressed with how well China has contained their outbreak.
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country St. Patrick's day has been cancelled, but how funny would a toilet paper themed float be?

    shows just how little faith white peoples have for their gods and saints these days.
  17. #57
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny shows just how little faith white peoples have for their gods and saints these days.

    White people are rational and scientific. Even in the middle ages saint's festivals would be cancelled. God has no time for fools.
  18. #58
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny shows just how little faith white peoples have for their gods and saints these days.

    Don't all these Satanic, world ending things like the Bubonic Plague, Islam, the Mongol Invasion, the Spanish Flu, and now, Corona Virus, prove to us Westerners that the East is evil and must be destroyed?
  19. #59
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    There's a small percentage of the population who are called virus/disease chasers. They actually chase viruses and diseases, much like chasing tornadoes, and then they deliberately infect themselves for the experience. People who like to live life on the edge and push all the boundaries to their maximum limits and beyond.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. #60
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Don't all these Satanic, world ending things like the Bubonic Plague, Islam, the Mongol Invasion, the Spanish Flu, and now, Corona Virus, prove to us Westerners that the East is evil and must be destroyed?

    no, darwinism proved otherwise.

    its not we who need the 1488.
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