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Would you marry or shoot this bitch?

  1. #1
    RottenRobert African Astronaut
  2. #2
    Octavian motherfucker
    I wouldn't even rape.

    Beat to death with shovel?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Octavian I wouldn't even rape.

    Beat to death with shovel?

    pretty much this, I'd beat them up

    lol why would you want a gf that looks like the joker?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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    I get the feeling she'd always want to be on top
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    Octavian motherfucker
    She has the whole, "my uncle broke me in when I was 13" look.

    God damnit, the amount of drunk girls that bring up tragic rape stories when I've put in hard graft to cream pie them later is unreal.

    There's a serious Munchausen element to it. Bitch I've just met you, what makes you think I want to talk about you having a train run on you.


  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that's a very exaggerated pose; she's pretending to be more confident and 'imposing' than she is.

    meaning she's not totally lost, she can probably still be convinced to stop dying her hair and being a tool
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  8. #8
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Even so, if you dominate her enough, she might turn out to be a good national socialist waifu.

    Or maybe she'd just be a cunt. TBH the tattoos and especially the hair is kind of a bad sign.

    You'd have to be careful. But that is something that applies with any woman nowadays.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by section 8 housing hero the only thing the tattoos tell me is that when it comes time for some unconventional orifice exploration her answer wont be 'no'

    all orriffices are conventional unless your very small and could go into her ears or noses or you cut her new holes and fuck those.
  10. #10
    both lol
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