People are hoarding toilet paper because they are pathetic copycat sheeple...

1. 2020-03-13 at 3:28 PM UTC

   #21
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by ORACLE Haha jokes on you niggers I use a bidet

   
   You're still supposed to wipe first...not leave big nutty chunks in the bidet drain.
2. 2020-03-13 at 3:37 PM UTC

   #22
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're still supposed to wipe first…not leave big nutty chunks in the bidet drain.

   
   I have a toilet installed one. So it just blasts my poopal remains into the bowl. I still use 1 square to dry off though. Don't wanna put dripping ass back in my pants.
3. 2020-03-13 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #23
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   I have the older model of this one
   
   https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM/
4. 2020-03-13 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #24
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Impressive.
5. 2020-03-13 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #25
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My negroid neighbors harassed me last night when I got home when they saw me with groceries…they asked where i got them because Walmart was a madhouse.
   
   Someone later told me I should make sure I lock up well and load my gun because now the nigs know I have groceries they'll be coming for "the white devil"

   
   its now only a matter of time before you wake up to a pillow in your face and a metallic click.
6. 2020-03-13 at 6:11 PM UTC

   #26
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Bidet is impossible to turn back from. Accept no substitute.
7. 2020-03-13 at 6:21 PM UTC

   #27
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by ORACLE Bidet is impossible to turn back from. Accept no substitute.

   
   bidets are a job halfway done.
   
   i shower everytime i shat. clean body, clean ass.
8. 2020-03-13 at 6:49 PM UTC

   #28
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny bidets are a job halfway done.
   
   i shower everytime i shat. clean body, clean ass.

   
   Ok. I really don't wanna get big shit chunks in my shower though so it might help to use one anyway.
9. 2020-03-13 at 7:03 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny bidets are a job halfway done.
   
   i shower everytime i shat. clean body, clean ass.

   
   Anyone who owns a bidet rapes children.
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10. 2020-03-13 at 7:11 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    As a young-fella-me-lad I really fell for the "it's for washing your feet" thing.
    
    Was on vacation in Spain and asked my dad what it was for, he said it was for washing the sand from between your toes when you've been on the beach...I spent the next 2 weeks washing my feet in it.
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11. 2020-03-13 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As a young-fella-me-lad I really fell for the "it's for washing your feet" thing.
    
    Was on vacation in Spain and asked my dad what it was for, he said it was for washing the sand from between your toes when you've been on the beach…I spent the next 2 weeks washing my feet in it.

    
    I told my retard friend it was to wash his face in.
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12. 2020-03-13 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #32
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ORACLE Ok. I really don't wanna get big shit chunks in my shower though so it might help to use one anyway.

    
    not if you have high water pressure.
    
    i just blast my ass with the shower hear at full blast and all the crunchy shit will come out and its only a matter splashing those chunky shits into the drain hole.
13. 2020-03-13 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #33
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian Anyone who owns a bidet rapes children.

    
    and anyone who doesnt is a victim.
14. 2020-03-13 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not if you have high water pressure.
    
    i just blast my ass with the shower hear at full blast and all the crunchy shit will come out and its only a matter splashing those chunky shits into the drain hole.

    
    Is that cause your slit eyed ancestors were savages?
15. 2020-03-13 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #35
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian I told my retard friend it was to wash his face in.

    
    friends of a feather ....
16. 2020-03-13 at 7:19 PM UTC

    #36
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian Is that cause your slit eyed ancestors were savages?

    
    given enough time everyones ancesstors was a savage.
17. 2020-03-13 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny friends of a feather ….

    
    "It's bird of a feather", God you are so fucking stupid. Is that why you serve coffee for a living?
18. 2020-03-13 at 7:25 PM UTC

    #38
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    My coworker said she and husband bought tp yesterday because they saw everyone else buying it. They are Iranian, if that timbit of info helps anything. Lol
19. 2020-03-13 at 7:31 PM UTC

    #39
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee My coworker said she and husband bought tp yesterday because they saw everyone else buying it. They are Iranian, if that timbit of info helps anything. Lol

    
    Iranians use their left hand...they've been westernized clearly if they are now using 2 ply.
20. 2020-03-13 at 7:36 PM UTC

    #40
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Iranians use their left hand…they've been westernized clearly if they are now using 2 ply.

    
    She's not Muslim.