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Self-control. I'm not good at it.

  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    But on the topic of self control now I'm all happy and just slamming my beers alone at home lol. I dont have to work tomorrow. So fuck it!!!! Window meet self control.
  2. #22
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ So speaking of self control. Here I got 6 beers in me and decided to go MY BAR. the bowler. The one where I get in fights and also dont and know everyone.

    I swore I wasnt gonna go there and then I did. Fine. I said. "Fine. Just go and play a shoe of blackjack and leave." That never happens.

    Long story short in walked in and saw Tim the Faggot (that's his real name) and said hi. We hugged and exchanged pleasantries and I said I'm gonna go check out the gambling end of the barn.

    I scooted down there amidst the throngs of faggot college kids and saw Michelle and told her to charge my phone and give me a Morgan coke. That happened.

    I said hi to Dave and Jameson two regulars that I know. I went to the BJ table and played alone for 3 hands and lost ten dollars right quick.

    Then two literal rich homosexuals came and sat on either side of me and just laughed and made a bunch of cringy blackjack comments while i sat there deadpan ignoring them and looking straight ahead while i played my 3 dollar hands and they played their 25 dollar hands.

    I won every hand lol and they lost most of theirs. I didnt acknowledge them even once because it was all disgusting to me. Vicki was the dealer who love but I told her I'm leaving and she said "no you cant go!" because she wanted me there but I said nah fuck this I'm not feeling it and I'm not playing at a table with two fags.

    So I went and cashed out with the girl who's son is named Garrett with two ts and I said thanks . I'm GARRET with one T. She knows that. It's a little joke between us. I tipped her a dollar and then went back up to see Michelle at the bar to ask for my phone and charger back and of course the native American girl that usually has ten native friends with her than always stir up shit with me was right there. I just smiled at her and she smiled back. Michelle gave me my charger and I saw Dave and fist bumped him and left.

    The end.

    I'm home now again. Fuck that place. Boring and obnoxious. I won 2 dollars total I guess .

    I love your stories. I read and visualise you doing all this and with you talking in the third person. I don't even know what you sound like.

    So did the rich fags hear your homophobic comments as you were leaving?

    I seem to be a magnet for homos, I think cause I talk with my hands and give off homosex vibes. I always have an almost volcanic rage deep inside when they have the temerity to confidantly just sit next to and try to talk.

    "Hiiiiii-"
    "No, how's about fuck off!"
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    One day if I ever meet a girl who is on par with my lifestyle , cool. Then she is the one. She and I will get it. Until then j have my best friend Shannon but she cant quite hang with the life style I gang. Nawmeen? I love living. She's 39 so she's all like meeehh I have to go to bed its 9 o clock . Meanwhile I fucking party and also work at 9 am. Whatever. whatwverrrrrrr
  4. #24
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    I could've told you this without reading the thread title or that ADHD ridden wall of drivel you typed up.
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz I could've told you this without reading the thread title or that ADHD ridden wall of drivel you typed up.

    Proud of you
  6. #26
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    You have an addicted and addictive persoanlity. Give us moar mmq..mmmmmmoooar!!!
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