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  1. #61
    Octavian motherfucker
    I always wondered what they were dreaming about when I dicked them just before they woke up.

    Some genuine nigger Bill Cosby shit.
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  2. #62
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 cons: possibly get STD's that would make you uncomfortable at best and a social pariah and dead at worst.
    possibly have a kid which would require you to feel anxious for the rest of your life because you are unable to justify bringing a new human being into the world, and/or pay child support for 18
    years
    at least and/or support and raise.
    have to court and then deal with another human being who is probably disgusting like you are
    possibly could catch feelings for someone you didn't want to and then you have to deal with shitty feelingz
    if the person you are fucking is ugly people will judge you for it, if they are attractive people will be jealous of you and despise you for it and try to fuck with you
    have to either wash your sheets or sleep in bodily fluids afterwards

    i mean am i missing something here? the shit is fucking dumb

    AND THATS WHY IM DATING A TRANNY LOLOL LITERALLY NO CONS JUST IGNORE THE PENIS BRO
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  3. #63
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Octavian I always wondered what they were dreaming about when I dicked them just before they woke up.

    Some genuine nigger Bill Cosby shit.

    lol there was one time I was petting my ex gf so she would wake up... to suck my big hard dick and she gradualy opened her sleep eyes to see a huge penis in front of her face and she got starteled.. and made a BAUAAAUH sound and backed up lmao

    lol just wake up with a huge dick in your face.. id be startled too if that happened to me lmao
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol just wake up with a huge dick in your face.

    I think I'll pass on this one.
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  5. #65
    Originally posted by Octavian I always wondered what they were dreaming about when I dicked them just before they woke up.

    Some genuine nigger Bill Cosby shit.

    your a rapist too ?
  6. #66
    WellHung Black Hole
    lima
  7. #67
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your a rapist too ?

    arent you like a pedophile?
  8. #68
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby arent you like a pedophile?

    everybody loves children.
  9. #69
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol there was one time I was petting my ex gf so she would wake up… to suck my big hard dick and she gradualy opened her sleep eyes to see a huge penis in front of her face and she got starteled.. and made a BAUAAAUH sound and backed up lmao

    lol just wake up with a huge dick in your face.. id be startled too if that happened to me lmao

    I woke up on more than 1 occasion to an ex sucking my dick. Now that i look back at it i wonder if it was hard and she started sucking it or if it was all mush when she started
  10. #70
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your a rapist too ?

    **You're**

    Did they not teach you correct grammar at Nonce school?

    I had already bred them and wanted more.
  11. #71
    #merapisttoo
  12. #72
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    whats ur opinion on getting dome
  13. #73
    Originally posted by STER0S whats ur opinion on getting dome

    you mean (head)?
  14. #74
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Fox you mean (head)?

    No he means Cathedral domes. Of course he means head you fucking spastic.
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  15. #75
    Originally posted by Octavian No he means Cathedral domes. Of course he means head you fucking spastic.

    you’re not in on the joke, stfu
  16. #76
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Octavian No he means Cathedral domes. Of course he means head you fucking spastic.

    The astral dome?!

    I like some kinda domes..

  17. #77
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Fox you’re not in on the joke, stfu

  18. #78
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting I woke up on more than 1 occasion to an ex sucking my dick. Now that i look back at it i wonder if it was hard and she started sucking it or if it was all mush when she started

    That's a straight up oral fixation. Wanting to suck cock so bad that youll do it to a sleeping person. I wonder how many times they sucked you off that you never even knew about. Hell a girl like that I can picture just laying with her head in my lap with my dick in her mouth like a pacifier while we watch movies.
  19. #79
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ That's a straight up oral fixation. Wanting to suck cock so bad that youll do it to a sleeping person. I wonder how many times they sucked you off that you never even knew about. Hell a girl like that I can picture just laying with her head in my lap with my dick in her mouth like a pacifier while we watch movies.

    Ya she definitely sucked it like it was her job every time before we fucked. It was good. I even used to bang her for a while then shed suck it for a while then I'd continue to bang her.
    This one other chick i used to hang out with enjoyed sukin my dik (came in her mouth every time) more than me banging her. She told me that she only liked to be fucked if i pretty much did it against her will and held her down. And that is precisely why i only banged her like 2 times cuz i felt like a fucking rapist. Fun times
  20. #80
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cigreting Fun times

    Fake times
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