Fona's payday!

1. 2020-03-12 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   It sucks.
   After 2 weeks or 80 hour i only bring home 698.
   All the rest goes to taxes and insurance.
   
   698 is not enough to live on.
   I already did my bills this month and $420 of each check goes to bills.
   
   $135 a week in spending money doesnt go far.
   
   Time for a new job.
   
   Im sick of working here.
2. 2020-03-12 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #2
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   $14 minimum wage here. Soon going to $15.
   
   $14 x 80 = $1,120
   $15 x 80 = $1,200
   
   And this is Canada, a country run by bumbling idiots.
3. 2020-03-12 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #3
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   dude,, painters get paid, and even dumbasses can paint, give it a try.
   theres always someone needing there walls painted,, you could get like 12 to 15 bucks an hour under the table and ifn u spent like 800 on insurance you could get between 20 and 45 an hour
4. 2020-03-12 at 12:53 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I get 1800 every two weeks without overtime
5. 2020-03-12 at 12:56 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   As a kid in my '20's, I used to paint houses for SunCraft. Exterior only, trim only, primer only, new homes, $250 per house, and I could do three in a day. Unsupervised work, smoke weed on the roofs every day all day, and enjoy the view, while making a ton of cash.
6. 2020-03-12 at 1 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL $14 minimum wage here. Soon going to $15.
   
   $14 x 80 = $1,120
   $15 x 80 = $1,200
   
   And this is Canada, a country run by bumbling idiots.

   
   Upward pressure on Minimum wage laws work in Canada because we have a terrible housing crisis, a lack of skilled workers and a low population. In the states it's terrible. Fona lives in the midwasteland so it's hard for him
7. 2020-03-12 at 1:28 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   BUT PLASTICS
8. 2020-03-12 at 11:51 AM UTC

   #8
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Poor folk, smh.
9. 2020-03-12 at 12:03 PM UTC

   #9
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I don't even have a payday. Consider yourself lucky.
10. 2020-03-12 at 1:35 PM UTC

    #10
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Why don't you just apply to a bunch of us design jobs off LinkedIn and fake it till you make it? Or act like you know what you're talking about during the interviews?
11. 2020-03-12 at 1:40 PM UTC

    #11
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Just move to San Francisco and sleep you way to get acclamated with girls like this and pretend you belong with these people at the pub by acting you know about product design and bitcoins and shit then walk your way to the office the next day and get hired:
    
    
    
    Just watch the movie with Leonardo dixwprio catch me if you can.
12. 2020-03-12 at 1:45 PM UTC

    #12
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    sounds more like a pay-day for your employer
13. 2020-03-12 at 4:59 PM UTC

    #13
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im just waiting on some good jobs to open up once the virus kills off some people.
14. 2020-03-12 at 6:31 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Im just waiting on some good jobs to open up once the virus kills off some people.

    
    Go to the hospital and ask who died today and then ask where they worked.
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15. 2020-03-12 at 8 PM UTC

    #15
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Jack a container full of TP...you'll make serious coin off it right now.
16. 2020-03-12 at 8:13 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Im just waiting on some good jobs to open up once the virus kills off some people.

    
    You joke, but if CoronaChan kills off the babyboomers it could seriously benefit the world.
    
    Yeah, sorry, but those privileged old fucks need to kick the bucket.
17. 2020-03-12 at 8:16 PM UTC

    #17
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country You joke, but if CoronaChan kills off the babyboomers it could seriously benefit the world.
    
    Yeah, sorry, but those privileged old fucks need to kick the bucket.

    
    Agreed, make room for us GenXers.
18. 2020-03-12 at 10:23 PM UTC

    #18
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When an apocalypse breaks out, the one thing people fear the most is the inability to wipe their asses.
19. 2020-03-12 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #19
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country You joke, but if CoronaChan kills off the babyboomers it could seriously benefit the world.
    
    Yeah, sorry, but those privileged old fucks need to kick the bucket.

    
    Wait a cotton-pickin' minute here..
20. 2020-03-12 at 10:29 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats It sucks.
    After 2 weeks or 80 hour i only bring home 698.
    All the rest goes to taxes and insurance.
    
    698 is not enough to live on.
    I already did my bills this month and $420 of each check goes to bills.
    
    $135 a week in spending money doesnt go far.
    
    Time for a new job.
    
    Im sick of working here.

    
    Blaze it
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