having sex is the dumbest thing you could ever do

1. 2020-03-12 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #41
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat Have you never ever seen someone likee this and jeut got mad at how someone could be so happy in life? Like you wanted to shake them and ask hem why they're like this and not miserable?

   
   People who make it their business to appear happy to others...usually aren't.
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2. 2020-03-12 at 3:16 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Is it dumber than sitting naked in the middle of the mall during Christmas and giving the kids candy canes while saying 'all I hope is you wish for me this Christmas". I don't think so

   
   You’re my kind of crazy
3. 2020-03-12 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #43
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Fox You’re my kind of crazy

   
   you're a simp
4. 2020-03-12 at 3:19 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're a simp

   
   You’re clinically depressed
5. 2020-03-12 at 3:28 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   I bet I could get op laid
   
   The ultimate challenge
6. 2020-03-12 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #46
   jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman
   i already had sex twice since posting this and i regret both times already
7. 2020-03-12 at 4:18 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   If you don’t regret some sex,then you aren’t doing it enough,with enough variety.
8. 2020-03-12 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #48
   

   snab_snib African Astronaut
   if you don't regret all extramarital sex, the local inquisitors/gestapo aren't doing enough, with enough variety.
9. 2020-03-12 at 6:06 PM UTC

   #49
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Fox You’re clinically depressed

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Fox You’re clinically depressed

   
   source?
10. 2020-03-12 at 6:08 PM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby source?

    
    

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Ive been super depressed the last month. I hope ot doesn't get worse

11. 2020-03-12 at 6:08 PM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by snab_snib if you don't regret all extramarital sex, the local inquisitors/gestapo aren't doing enough, with enough variety.

    
    Ew what are you a christian?
12. 2020-03-12 at 6:09 PM UTC

    #52
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I personally only have like 200 dollars left on my eight year old daughter.

    
    ill give you 250 for a day with your daughter.
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13. 2020-03-12 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #53
    WellHung Black Hole
    rio de janeiro
14. 2020-03-12 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #54
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ It was a yes or no question. Not related to kids.

    
    
15. 2020-03-12 at 6:52 PM UTC

    #55
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Is it dumber than sitting naked in the middle of the mall during Christmas and giving the kids candy canes while saying 'all I hope is you wish for me this Christmas". I don't think so

    
    not at all.
    
    
16. 2020-03-12 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #56
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not at all.
    
    

    
    I would use rhe asshole
17. 2020-03-12 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #57
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I would use rhe asshole

    
    make sure your balls dont touch if your doing the big one.
18. 2020-03-12 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not at all.
    
    

    
    ***Reported***
19. 2020-03-12 at 7:40 PM UTC

    #59
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yfw they both have penises
20. 2020-03-12 at 8:20 PM UTC

    #60
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 pro: you have a pleasurable physical feeling for a little while, 30 seconds to an hour or so, or maybe a lot longer if you're on meth
    
    cons: possibly get STD's that would make you uncomfortable at best and a social pariah and dead at worst.
    possibly have a kid which would require you to feel anxious for the rest of your life because you are unable to justify bringing a new human being into the world, and/or pay child support for 18
    years
    at least and/or support and raise.
    have to court and then deal with another human being who is probably disgusting like you are
    possibly could catch feelings for someone you didn't want to and then you have to deal with shitty feelingz
    if the person you are fucking is ugly people will judge you for it, if they are attractive people will be jealous of you and despise you for it and try to fuck with you
    have to either wash your sheets or sleep in bodily fluids afterwards
    
    i mean am i missing something here? the shit is fucking dumb

    
    It's dumb but so much fun if you're a sex addict like me. I used to flip my ex gf around all the time when she was asleep and bang her because I never sleep, she once turned her head while I was doerering her and smirked at me and said geez you sure do have a lot of energy..
    
    
    
    
    i kinda miss her I was a really bad boy friend at the end. she was don't cum in my ass I hope you're enjoying this and I was aaahhhh yeaaaaah... aahhh you came in my ass?! If you were my husband I would divorce you! sorry babe..
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