The Stock Market is Crashing!

1. 2020-03-12 at 1:36 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I guess nobody has ever heard of a reusable shit towel. I've had mine for 7 years now. You dont even have to wash it all that often, just let the poo harden and then crack snap it off like a rug over your balcony.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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2. 2020-03-12 at 1:47 PM UTC

   #22
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   thats bullshit
3. 2020-03-12 at 1:48 PM UTC

   #23
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   that smeared dried shit that don't knock off will cut ur ass when you wipe with it
4. 2020-03-12 at 1:50 PM UTC

   #24
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I guess nobody has ever heard of a reusable shit towel. I've had mine for 7 years now. You dont even have to wash it all that often, just let the poo harden and then crack snap it off like a rug over your balcony.

   
   I find that hard to believe when "the bath towel incident" didn't last 7 days.
5. 2020-03-12 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   Well guess it would be a bad time to sell
6. 2020-03-12 at 3:02 PM UTC

   #26
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Well guess it would be a bad time to sell

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7. 2020-03-12 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I find that hard to believe when "the bath towel incident" didn't last 7 days.

   
   Apples and oranges my m8.
8. 2020-03-12 at 3:12 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by itybit The toilet paper thing is absolutely nuts!

   
   Y’all laughed about my baby wipes
   
   Here I am with a clean ass and plenty baby wipes
   
   😎
9. 2020-03-12 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I guess nobody has ever heard of a reusable shit towel. I've had mine for 7 years now. You dont even have to wash it all that often, just let the poo harden and then crack snap it off like a rug over your balcony.

   
   The sopping wet towel mystery deepens
10. 2020-03-12 at 3:14 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Archer513 Y’all laughed about my baby wipes
    
    Here I am with a clean ass and plenty baby wipes
    
    😎

    
    You better stock up on Crisco too what with that clean cute botty.
11. 2020-03-13 at 6:58 AM UTC

    #31
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That and shit is a commodity there used as fuel and to build homes.

    
    you confuse them for himdus.
12. 2020-03-13 at 4:35 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Chiropractic Crack Yung Blood
    Put monies where?
13. 2020-03-13 at 4:36 PM UTC

    #33
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chiropractic Crack Put monies where?

    
    Where your mouth is.
14. 2020-03-13 at 4:39 PM UTC

    #34
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Chiropractic Crack Put monies where?

    
    BUY EVERYTHING
    
    
15. 2020-03-13 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #35
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Where your mouth is.

    
    *puts money on penis*
16. 2020-03-13 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #36
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Farts in a bag!