The Stock Market is Crashing!

1. 2020-03-11 at 5:57 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Everyone needz to buy everything up really cheap and ride it out playing minecraft!
2. 2020-03-11 at 5:59 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Invest in crypto shekels now before your real money becomes worthless!!!
3. 2020-03-11 at 6:03 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Fox Invest in crypto shekels now before your real money becomes worthless!!!

   
   And when the internet goes down what are you gonna tell the cashier?
   "Uh... I left my wallet on a website."
4. 2020-03-11 at 6:04 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hoard supplies now before your crypto shekels become worthless!!!
5. 2020-03-11 at 6:18 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Fox Hoard supplies now before your crypto shekels become worthless!!!

   
   It wont be too bad.
   Just buy a bidet and a couple of UV lightbulbs.
6. 2020-03-11 at 7:25 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   raep n pillage
7. 2020-03-11 at 7:27 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Why does everyone talk about toilet roll. Everyone I've spoke too says "you better stock up on TP"...as if that's the most important thing in the world when the shit hits the fan (no pun intended)....I'll stock up on beef jerky and wipe my ass on leaves thank you very much
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   • blaster master
8. 2020-03-11 at 7:42 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   There was no toilet roll at all in Lidl today, I had to get fancy coconut scented stuff in Aldi as it was all they had left.
   
   I guess my bum will be smelling faintly of coconut for a while.
9. 2020-03-11 at 7:59 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country There was no toilet roll at all in Lidl today, I had to get fancy coconut scented stuff in Aldi as it was all they had left.
   
   I guess my bum will be smelling faintly of coconut for a while.

   
   Luxury...here in Tejas I'll be wiping my ass on this..and those red things impaled on it won't be the fruit.
   
   
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   • kroz
10. 2020-03-11 at 8:02 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I seen one of those in Tenerife and decided I'd try to harvest the fruit. It didn't end well.
11. 2020-03-11 at 8:06 PM UTC

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    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    The toilet paper thing is absolutely nuts!
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    • Jiggaboo_Johnson
12. 2020-03-11 at 8:09 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by itybit The toilet paper thing is absolutely nuts!

    
    Exactly.
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    • itybit
13. 2020-03-11 at 10:54 PM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    excellent. i hate the economy.
14. 2020-03-12 at 2:58 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Its been like this all day...
    
    
    
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    Basically the jedis froze the stats to give themselves time to run off with the money.
15. 2020-03-12 at 3:02 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by snab_snib excellent. i hate the economy.

    
    Its still the economy though.
16. 2020-03-12 at 3:13 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Good i don't have any money except shells and ops mom's
17. 2020-03-12 at 3:31 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Its been like this all day…
    
    
    
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    Basically the jedis froze the stats to give themselves time to run off with the money.

    
    robinhood goes down whenever they anticipate massive panix selling.
18. 2020-03-12 at 3:33 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Invest in crypto shekels now before your real money becomes worthless!!!

    
    your crypto infrastructures run on facilities that are paid for in non crypto currencies.
19. 2020-03-12 at 3:34 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why does everyone talk about toilet roll. Everyone I've spoke too says "you better stock up on TP"…as if that's the most important thing in the world when the shit hits the fan (no pun intended)….I'll stock up on beef jerky and wipe my ass on leaves thank you very much

    
    one of the pros living in islammic country is theres an abundance of toilet papers since it isnt widely used.
20. 2020-03-12 at 1:31 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny one of the pros living in islammic country is theres an abundance of toilet papers since it isnt widely used.

    
    That and shit is a commodity there used as fuel and to build homes.