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  1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I like asians, but I don't like staring at the pillow.
  2. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I like asians, but I don't like staring at the pillow.

    get two then.

    fuck one, look at the other.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
    Picture of her. bamp

    She was born a dude?

    Damn... I wouldn't even know the difference tbqh.

    No extruding genitalia hidden there whatsoever?

    I'd hit that.
  4. snab_snib African Astronaut
    i'd hit your head with a sledgehammer, on stage at a school, after the presenter gives a speech about the dangers of corruption to the kids.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or does she have a penis tucked away?

    I guess that's what the whole appeal is here.

    Do you have to pay a higher premium for this particular feature?
  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by gadzooks She was born a dude?

    Damn… I wouldn't even know the difference tbqh.

    No extruding genitalia hidden there whatsoever?

    I'd hit that.

    Appearance wise she looked like a 30 year old woman. She told me she was 40 though.

    The voice was a little bit of a giveaway, but she had all the girly curves, etc.

    Her boobs did feel a little strange though. Not quite like a girl's boobs.

    And she had a dick that was functional.
  7. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Or does she have a penis tucked away?

    I guess that's what the whole appeal is here.

    Do you have to pay a higher premium for this particular feature?

    Yes, a normal hooker is about €150 per hour, she was €250 per hour.
  8. Originally posted by snab_snib i'd hit your head with a sledgehammer, on stage at a school, after the presenter gives a speech about the dangers of corruption to the kids.

    expressing disagreement with violence is a trait of inbreeding.
  9. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Fox I got another question then, are you some kind of faggot or what
  10. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by gadzooks Or does she have a penis tucked away?

    I guess that's what the whole appeal is here.

    Do you have to pay a higher premium for this particular feature?

    would you do it or to for it if you got super desperate one night?
  11. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny expressing disagreement with violence is a trait of inbreeding.

    no it isn't.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat would you do it or to for it if you got super desperate one night?

    The whole having a dick thing weighs too heavily onto the "cons" side of the list than the "pros" side.

    Take that exact chick, though, and swap the dick for a pussy, and it wouldn't even be strictly out of desperation if I hit that.
  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by gadzooks The whole having a dick thing weighs too heavily onto the "cons" side of the list than the "pros" side.

    Take that exact chick, though, and swap the dick for a pussy, and it wouldn't even be strictly out of desperation if I hit that.

    It sounds like you're simply afraid to try new things.

    You don't eat your favourite food every day. A little variety in life is good.
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  14. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It sounds like you're simply afraid to try new things.

    You don't eat your favourite food every day. A little variety in life is good.

    Nahhhh dude,
    He isn’t afraid to try new things. He just has absolutely no inclination to try dick. He’s not bisexual.
  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Technologist Nahhhh dude,
    He isn’t afraid to try new things. He just has absolutely no inclination to try dick. He’s not bisexual.

    Have you ever experimented with a girl?
  16. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Have you ever experimented with a girl?

    Actually yes, when I was a curious little girl, but I’ve been strictly dickly.
  17. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Hey technologist rank this article from one to five please:
    https://link.medium.com/W2Cdl3gqI4
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    They should make bumble for trans girls NO CHASERS ALLOWED
  19. Originally posted by Technologist Actually yes, when I was a curious little girl, but I’ve been strictly dickly.

    how little ?

    *wags*
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    If you're a girl and have never gotten lesbian with your older cousin during summer break have you even lived before?
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