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just went to my buddies birthday party

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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    just went to my buddies birthday party at a local family style southern eating place. they made the waitresses do the hokey pokey in a big line. met my friends dad, he seemed like a regular cranky old fart, but we were talking about how he got scammed by a nigerian princess who 'used voice recognition to hack teamviewer onto his computer and start accessing his bank account from his computer while he watched'. met another coworkers dorky brother who nervously laughed at the racist things we said because he thought they were jokes. the sides they bring out are in single serving sized bowls, the fucking jedis. how are we supposed to share the potatoes, you brought one serving in a bowl.

    anwways the catfish was real good. i guess what i really wanted to say is, niggers don't deserve to breath air or drink water.
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Tl/dr

    Take deep breath of mountain air..and drinks crisp pure spring water
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    nigger you've never tasted water that wasn't 50% lead
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein Tl/dr

    Take deep breath of mountain air..and drinks crisp pure spring water
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    yep, this monkey is lead poisoned.
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by snab_snib No one cares about the shindig at the convalescence home for Jasper

    Truu.. chit thread lol
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    I thought there was supposed to be a party
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    were any hate crimes commmited?
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S were any hate crimes commmited?

    multiple
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    but me and my friends try to commit at least one hate crime per hour, so that's not surprising.
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Damn, why is it so hard for you to get attention? Gravity?
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    are you kidding? i try as hard as possible to keep a low profile but people just start following/chasing me every time.
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    birthdays are the most retarding thing to celebrate.

    its just a made up number. imagine clelbrating tree rings and land stratas.
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