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Yanks dropping like flies as Corona goes epidemic in Washington State

  1. #41
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Thanks, one of those amusing "help me" notes that we get occasionally in the shipments would be fun too, it's been a while since we got one.

    or you can make just make some up yourself and get on CNN.
  2. #42
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Good. Americans have no place in this world.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny or you can make just make some up yourself and get on CNN.

    It's true, we've had a couple of such letters, we also found a little scruffy doll in one box, I guess a kid was packing it or something and they lost their favorite dolly, probably her only possession in the world...sad.
  4. #44
    Technologist victim of incest
    Well we have to put our masks up at work. We usually have them out to be readily available, but patients are stealing them. They must not know that these type of masks don’t stop corona virus. They are surgical masks.

    We now have a screening questionnaire for each patient prior to treatment. I’m seriously concerned it’ll be here soon. Everyone in my family should be ok if they got it, still scary though.
  5. #45
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

  7. #47
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    bed sheets are believed to contain spirits of KKK, which viruses are affraid of.
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  8. #48
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Well we have to put our masks up at work. We usually have them out to be readily available, but patients are stealing them. They must not know that these type of masks don’t stop corona virus. They are surgical masks.

    We now have a screening questionnaire for each patient prior to treatment. I’m seriously concerned it’ll be here soon. Everyone in my family should be ok if they got it, still scary though.

    I heard the loophole to avoid the high costs of blood tests for the virus is to sign up to donate plasma which they do your bloodwork for free and have to tell you if anything negative comes back.
  9. #49
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    everyone is going to get corona virus. corona-chan will decide if you're worthy of living.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by mmQ I heard the loophole to avoid the high costs of blood tests for the virus is to sign up to donate plasma which they do your bloodwork for free and have to tell you if anything negative comes back.

    good idea because they dont test that yet and it could spread to more people.
  11. #51
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    it will spread to all people. why fight it?
  12. #52
    HTS highlight reel
    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/04/us/coronavirus-new-hampshire-dartmouth.html

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  13. #53
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ I heard the loophole to avoid the high costs of blood tests for the virus is to sign up to donate plasma which they do your bloodwork for free and have to tell you if anything negative comes back.


    Not quite sure they’ll get the testing kits. There’s only 75,000 of them coming. I imagine they’ll have to go to hospitals and urgent cares.

    There’s a nurse who voluntarily took care of a corona virus patient. Her docs say she probably has it, but the CDC won’t let them test her.
  14. #54
    Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Not quite sure they’ll get the testing kits. There’s only 75,000 of them coming. I imagine they’ll have to go to hospitals and urgent cares.

    There’s a nurse who voluntarily took care of a corona virus patient. Her docs say she probably has it, but the CDC won’t let them test her.

    Which is why Corona virus is actually 10x more widespread than being reported, with only the most severe cases going to hospital and getting tested.

    Which means the actual fatality rate is like 0.1% to 0.2%. Go do as Trump says, continue your normal lives until this blows over.
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